Wax

Cunt

Ur a fucking Wax!

by YoungIsaB November 2, 2023

Girdle Wax

You’re driving and have to shit. You lose the battle. The seat heater is on so it liquifies in your draws. You get out of the car to head in the house but the cold air causes it to once again solidify. Thus becoming caked onto your undergarments like wax

Friend: “Dude, after the bar yesterday, I was driving home and got some serious girdle wax.

by Njpfunny December 9, 2024

Parafinn Wax

when one takes intramural sports so seriously that they coat their hands in wax before their intramural sporting event to ensure that their hands are soft and smooth.

Tom couldn't go out with us tonight because he was parafinn waxing his hands and studying game film before sundays basketball game.

by Swaple November 22, 2011

New England hot wax

When you get your hands duct taped to your cash and prizes and you struggle to get free.Most hair is removed during the panic.

Then he wouldn’t shut the fuck up so I gave him the New England hot wax. He didn’t like that shit for a second.

by Flappy Dawg January 7, 2023

Wax

Australian Jail Slang term meaning someone you wax with, a partner in crime so to speak, a 5-8. If one of you has got a hustle going you'll always bring the other in. Two people who are in cahoots together

Dont play poker against those two, Amber & Adam always wax together

by Femenem April 16, 2023

waxed

Polished. Above average. To stand out in brilliance. Tip top state of being.

"Did you see how stunning she looked tonight?" "That girl was waxed!"

by Isaywhatisee January 12, 2020

wax my window

Get out! No way, Jose! Shut the front door! Holy crap! Scrape me off the ceiling, dude!
As in, your first time hearing a mind-blowing song, by someone you didn’t even know performed it.

Have you heard “Power of Soul” by Jimi Hendrix? Wax my window, man. It’s freakin awesome.

by Camilla T. Jones January 26, 2021