Porcelain watermelon with a chicken on top

An broadcast of the Woody and Wilcox show where Woody and Willcox are both bombing and Chelsea has to step in to save the show.

Today's broadcast was a porcelain watermelon with a chicken on top.

by JohnWasser February 21, 2019

eat watermelon behind the stairwell

When you get done having sex, you cum into a watermelon, put it in her ass, then eat it for a snack.

After we fucked she let me eat watermelon behind the stairwell.

by [e-mail] September 5, 2017

why is watermelon sugar still trending

A phrase that I've read to many times.

"Why is watermelon sugar still trending?"
"Dunno , bro. Ask Harry, he won a Grammy for it"

"Why is wms still #1?"
"MAYBE CUZ YOU KEEP ASKING WHY "

by fruty May 11, 2021

eat watermelon behind the stairwell

When you get done fucking a girl and you cum into a watermelon, put it in her ass, and then eat it.

I fucked Yolowa last night and she let me eat watermelon behind the stairwell afterwards.

by Edgecs September 5, 2017

i have been drinking watermelon

Drinking a mans sperm

When a woman sucks a mans penis and gets sperm in her mouth is "I have been drinking watermelon"

by Fuck 1223 dat bitch March 8, 2014

gellin' like a felon eating watermelon

an expressionwearing Dr. Scholls footwear.

Fred:how are those new shoe soles?
Ted: totally far out. i'm gellin' like a felon eating watermelon.

by burningking1472 April 7, 2011

When Watermelon Sugar stops trending, we die.

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When Watermelon Sugar stops trending, we die.

by Stupid Af July 20, 2021