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Soup Waffle

A person who gets soup ass from sitting on a lounge chair for to long, when he gets up his ass looks like a waffle with soup all up on it cause it seeped through his boxers
You better check your ass cause it looks to me like you got the soup waffle
by Big Nation March 27, 2003
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hoop waffle

Jackie talked a load of hoopwaffle at the meeting cause basically she hadnt a clue what she was on about and so used hoopwaffle to pretend she knew anything.
by leaners of ballycoolin February 10, 2004
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Frosted Waffle

A public sex act. A Frosted Waffle occurs when having sex doggie style against a chain link fence and the Receiver's face gets pressed against the fence. The Pitcher promptly ejaculates on the Receiver's face.
"He couldn't stop laughing because what had started out as a hot public encounter ended in my face looking like a frosted waffle!"
by RadioNutz March 18, 2009
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Nigger waffle

That nigger waffle stole my boyfriend!
by Delagon February 11, 2017
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Kentucky Waffle

The act of spreading warm butter on chocolate chip waffles and immediately throwing it on your boss's face
The morning after a long night...
Coworker 1: Do you remember going to the Waffle House last night?
Coworker 2: yeah barely. Why?
Coworker 1: Dude you were shitfaced... you got some big balls though
Coworker 2: Shit... do I even want to know?
Coworker 1: You might want to look for a new job because you gave Jimmy a Kentucky Waffle!
by WilmaFingerdooo March 8, 2017
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Shit Waffle

A person that has done something to greatly offend you.
by EATSH!T December 27, 2017
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Preemptive Waffle-Stomp

An act similar to fisting, it involves waiting until one party needs to defecate before shoving a foot up the ass of the person as they attempt to shit, stomping the shit back up into the intestines of said person.
'Yo, I heard Brandon gave Shirley a preemptive waffle-stomp last night.'
"Really? That's fucking gross, I feel sorry for whoever has to wash his socks later on."
by CinnamonFrosting October 27, 2018
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