U-ber Turn

A sudden unsignaled U-turn or three-point turn by a rideshare driver across a double-yellow center line (or where otherwise prohibited,) usually during rush-hour traffic, performed without regard for common sense, nor safety, nor inconvenience of oncoming or following traffic.

My Uber driver made an illegal U-ber turn in the middle of Main Street at 5 P.M., so I only gave him 4 stars.

by Jim Bob the daily commuter December 20, 2019

anger turned sideways

Meaning a combination of insanity, humor, and irony that is married to a constructive and/destructive action.

BOILED DOWN: making a joke of your anger, laughing it off, or making a practical joke that shows your anger.

They say there is s link between anger and wit. Anger turned inward is depression. Anger turned sidways is insanity.

I always have a "anger turned sideways" attitude when it comes to war

by Theamazinggeek May 17, 2019

Turn-around J

Equates to a turn-around jumpshot in basketball. May be accompanied by a shimmy shake, a little razzle dazzle, or ooh-ooh shoulder.

Jordan just hit that turn-around J to win the game.

Can be used in a connotative manner: Oh man, I just drove right past our destination, I better pull a turn-around J.

by SwKWhiteKnight May 14, 2018

Waffle turned spoon

Someone who changes opinion quickly, someone often looked down upon for not having any moral basis of opinion

Man that guy is such a waffle turned spoon

by Obviously correct April 12, 2023

Booty U-turn

Discretely hanging a 180 to check out the butt of a hot girl that just passed you.

Damm. I had to see what that girl's ass looked like so I pulled a Booty U-turn.

by Laughs Along With Humans January 28, 2022

turns it's beak up at

when a bird doesn't want to eat something, it turns it's beak up at that food.

There is a big cat dead body, but the eagle turns it's beak up at it.

by witb October 7, 2019

I turned to bees

A phrase used to describe leaving a place quickly, specifically a party or other large social gathering.

I was really enjoying the Candlenights party, but when Griffin pulled out his fanart of a Garfield-Pamela Anderson hybrid I turned to bees faster than you can say “SHRIMP! HEAVEN! NOW!”

by Angus McDonald November 4, 2017