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tinkle tracks

The spots of pee that are visable on a gals pants or skirt after taking a pee. Usually caused by excessive alcohol or being in a hurry.
Cindy was in such a hurry to get to her meeting that she had tinkle tracks on her pants after she left the bathroom.
by Mister Wunderful November 2, 2007
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posi tracks

To take a crap and leave streaks of shit on the inside of a toliet bowl.
Bob: Hey man you might want to clean your toilet.
Doug: Why is that?
Bob: I left so many posi tracks on that toilet it looks like the tire marks from a nascar doing a victory celebration.
by grabber383 December 7, 2010
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Shat Trick

When an individual takes 3 shits in a single day. Like a hat trick, it is very difficult to achieve but very satisfying when finally done.
Steve: Yo Matt, I finally took 3 shits in one day!
Matt: HOLY S#%T that's a Shat trick!

Steve: Matt I have finally achieved a Shat Trick!
Matt: Damn, I was so close last night but couldn't push the third one out!
by KhaosKid August 31, 2011
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Off track

When school is over and summer break has started.
Do you have school tomorrow? No im off track.
by GreenJonathan June 14, 2018
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brown snail tracks

when a woman or man drags their anal opening down your tie, and leaves a brown track.
damn Dylan, you should have seen the brown snail tracks Sheila left on my tie the other day!!
by penelopy December 14, 2007
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Danny Paille hat trick

when a hockey player gets 2 assists in the same game
Joe: dude I totally got the first 2 assists of my career tonight

Mike: holy fuck no way the rarely-seen Danny Paille hat trick!!! congrats brosef
by CVdizzle January 13, 2010
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Cultural Mind Trick

A skill used by people from other countries to trick a person into doing something ridiculous. Achieved by telling the person that in their country the said action is either a sign of respect, or that not doing it is viewed as insulting. Similar to the Jedi Mind Trick.
American: "I don't want to shove this hot poker up my ass and then chop my dick off!"
Person from other country: "You have to! It's very disrespectful in our culture if you don't do so upon first meeting."
American: "I don't know, man. Sounds like a cultural mind trick..."
by Reese Gordon July 31, 2011
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