Valorant Smurf

A Valorant smurf is someone who got players in their spike rush lobbies who were too good, so they made a alt account to combat that.

They are also really anoying and have no life.
by WilliamProsper December 21, 2022
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marmite Smurf

Did you see that marmite Smurf
by Boersuenkkie01 February 10, 2023
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Smurfed AF

The act of being skeed and drunk at the same time. Typically occurs during techer weekend.
Brother, I was so Smurfed AF last night I cockblocked myself!
by Papasmurf7 March 03, 2019
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Smurf splashed

This happens when you visit a porta-john or portable outhouse and need to drop a #2 into the bottom. When you give your final push and it lands, your rectum and buttox are then covered in the familiar blue water resulting in getting smurf splashed.

This normally occurs after the porta-john has been cleaned and fresh blue liquid has been put inside the reservoir.
I had to take a crap and dude i tell you, i have never been smurf splashed like i was just then.
by raptor13fox July 21, 2011
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Shmigal-smurf

1. A rainbow-striped flying unicorn

2. An obnoxious person or persons

3. A word to say when something indescribable happens ie; a double rainbow.
1. Hey man have you seen my Shmigal-smurf fluffy anywhere?

2. Wow, look at those Shmigal-smurves they are annoying

3. You won a million dollars. SHMIGAL-SMURF!!!!!
by Beefcake McLovin April 03, 2011
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Smurfing

When you pick dingle berries out of your lovers asshole while you both mutually masturbate.
Me and my girlfriend tried smurfing last week, I didn't really like it.
by greencat420 July 10, 2011
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Smurfing

Person 1:"I smurfed your mum last night after we had an argument"
Person 2: " I didn't know you liked smurfing!"
by DaddySmurf69 November 23, 2021
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