Shit Tired

A really messy shit the next day after sleeping later than normal. Usually best graphically represented by a snapchat.

Ben: "I know it's past my bedtime, but it's Friday so I thought I'd treat myself to 1 o'clock."
Me: ""Careful! You're gonna shit tired tomorrow man."

by YellowAngel May 17, 2013

Tire biter

Tire biter is a girl who chases after bikers,
They Often use an alias name of Skye.

Example: a puck bunny for bikers

That girl “Skye” is such a tire biter, she just wants to be a “bikers old lady”

by Old lady24 October 19, 2021

Legs'er lil tired

When you consume a large amount of alcohol and you blame you're stumbling on your legs being a lil tired

Man 1: (man stumbles over stairs) man my legs'er lil tired

Man 2: no they aren't you're monged!

by Opposum March 8, 2021

im jus tired

there's too much to explain

person 1: hey bro, u good?
me asf: yeah, im jus tired

by yo no hablo español September 29, 2023

Hairy tire

The sexual experience in which a person performing fellation on another receives a face full of hair from the fellated person's hairy fat belly, aka spare tire.

Jenny was blowing this fat eastern European guy last night. She woke up today with all his body hair stuck to her makeup. But she says she's got a thing for hairy tires.

by spissatus February 16, 2019

Popped the tire

Don’t do it.

“Hey, remember when dad Popped The Tire?”
“She was so drunk last night. Bro popped the tire.”

by Miles Edgeworth76 January 3, 2024

The tireds

A case of the tireds when someone is so over tired for a long period of time as if it was an illness.

Nicola:"you sound tired Ian."

Ian: "I've got a bad case of the tireds, more and more people seem to have it in our broken society Nic."

Nicola:"you should start the revolution."

Ian: "I'd have done it already if I didn't have the tireds."

by WordallySmart February 22, 2019