Tipple

The blood and shit on your toilet paper, after wiping too much or too hard.

R' Dovi Rabinowitz: Man, this Covid wont let up. Had diarrhea for 10 days. BH I lost my smell.
R' Yaakov Falkowitz: Tipple?
R' Dovi Rabinowitz: You can say that again! Day 1 was 80% shit and 20% blood; today was 80% blood, 19% shit, and 1% corn.
R' Yaakov Falkowitz: I'll take the corn if it's free!

-By lexiconologist Shloman Norman

by Shloman Norman January 12, 2022

Cow Tippin'

Seducing and sleeping with fat chicks.

Q:"I'm gonna get at this hottie over here, can you handle her fat friend?"
A:"Hell yeah, I'm goin' Cow Tippin' tonight, baby!"

by Maijala April 7, 2011

Nip Tipping

When a female inserts her nipple inside the tip of the man's penis.

Dude!!! Me and Emily were Nip Tipping

Nice Brahhh

by SeebeySeebs August 5, 2011

slappy toppy

Giving someone oral sex.

Kylie left the party drunk last night and gave thuro slappy toppy.

by Taco marvin November 20, 2015

Cow Tipper

There is always that guy who is a "man whore" but usually just sleeps with ugly bitches this guy is called a Cow Tipper

"Yeah dude I sleep with a lot bitches "

"Darius those bitches were ugly I dont know if I feel bad for you or your penis you cow tipper"

by Gailisaqueerfucker February 25, 2017

Tipsy

An excuse given by a drunk person attempting to vindicate how much they've had to drink (usually with much slurring of words)

Im on shlightly tiphsy, it wash only sixsh drinksh I think.

by jamie November 13, 2003

tipping

the act of briskly licking sperm off the tip of one's penis

She began tipping my penis after i masturbated and some sperm sticked on the tip of my penis.

by sneakygreeky8 December 2, 2010