Death by a thousand cunts

Similar to the ancient Chinese slow form of torture, except more acknowledging that shagging 1000 gineys will both invariably take considerable time and leave the consumer with an array of diseases that will almost certainly lead to death. What a way to go though.

Babs: ‘What do you think would be the most cruel and unusual form of torture to use on Elton John?’
BD: ‘death by a thousand cunts would be nightmare fuel for that old crafty, surely?’
Babs: ‘cunts as in vaginas?’
BD: ‘Jesus Christ Babs, you schwantz. Yes, ‘cunts’ as in vaginas. What the fuck is wrong with you?’

by Anonymous submissions October 13, 2022

Fifty-three thousand to the minus tenth

A very difficult mathematical operation, which gives as a result 5.7179625e-48, which is a very complex number. A dumb mathematician said that this number is also the result of 1 to the second. That man was murdered soon after.

fifty-three thousand to the minus tenth is equal to 1 to the second.

by Myhuoseisadragon March 3, 2023

death by a thousand papercuts

when something has so many issues that would be minor on their own that it becomes terrible.

Guy: So, whats wrong with it?
IT Guy: Man, this PC has so many damn bugs. It's a death by a thousand papercuts type deal.

by balls man 1564 October 26, 2022

Shopping for those wins

When you are looking to win every game of badminton, in style.

"You coming to badminton tonight?"
"Yeah of course! You know me though, shopping for those wins"

by Thecoolestdudeinexistence April 24, 2023

trouser tent

a tent made in the trouser department being held up by ones pork sword aka cock

wow trev thats a fuckoff trouser tent u got there

by darryn,marshy,dan October 13, 2006

Thorsen

A huge fan of the Norse God Thor, God of Thunder. The Viking's followed Norse Mythology. Thor's father is Odin. Thor is also a cartoon character in Marvel Comics.

Tim loves Thor and this makes him a Thorsen.

by Ole Ball Coach November 4, 2006

Trousercough

Another word for farting or breaking wind, a loud rumble in your pants, or short burp from your bum without warning, or a loud intetnional cheek lifter. (could have come from russia)...

Burp, Burp,Baarrp,...Awh Man that was some trousercough, you oughta get that scene to.

Colonel Trousercough reporting for duty...(lifts cheek.. Barrpp!)

by Andrea Gaia April 4, 2008