Table Toucher

When someone is so fat there stomach actually touches the table in sitting at a booth in a restaurant.

Mike: I can't fit in this booth and I'm spilling food on me.

Leanna: well your so fat your stomach touching the table. Your a table toucher.

by Lvannienwenhove December 5, 2010

Painters Touch

A brand of rustoleum spray paint that is very easy to come by,it's also available in many different colors and is mostly favored by graffiti writers.

Fuck that color place shit,I want some painters touch.

by Sir.Davey October 12, 2010

Slug Toucher

A person who enjoys touching (stroking, poking, fondling etc) slugs (especially really slimy ones).

Slugs being tough-skinned terrestrial mollusks (order Stylommatophora, class Gastropoda) that typically lack a shell and secrete a film of mucus for protection.

Tom: There's a slug on the table
Jack: ooo! *touches slug*
Tom: Eww you're such a slug toucher.

by nonslugtoucher September 24, 2011

Sleepless touch

It's when you can't sleep and as you stare at the ceiling, thoughts and feelings rush over you as you realize you've given up on all of your dreams. And as this blanket of dark covers you, not wanting to become smothered, you're mind focuses on that one person who touched your soul. All becomes calm as you begin to touch yourself to remember and to feel again.

I was tossing and turning until I focused on you. Your sleepless touch was all I needed.

by Relaxed&satisfied79 November 13, 2013

national touch abs day

the day, april 23rd is national touch abs day. so grab a hot looking guy, with a nice six pack and feel free to touch them!

“Damn Becky, I got to touch Luke’s abs today. Thank God for national touch abs day!”

by mickeymouseclubhousesmbk May 25, 2018

Teedle Toucher

One who gets pleasure by touching teedles.

That old guy over there is a teedle toucher, never mind hes just a full blown child molester!!!

by The Great Atche February 27, 2018

gateway touch

A gateway touch is NOT a pc...it is defined as any contact, physicality, and/or touch that sets up, introduces, or leads to another touch, almost always successively more intimate than the previous contact or touch. Exactly like a gateway drug, but is in reference to physical contact.

Gateway touches are often used as an introduction to perhaps a slightly more intimate touch.

Perfect example: John, wanting to put his arm around his date during the movie, stretches, clears his throat, and brings his arm down gently behind his date's shoulder, and gently pulls her towards him, resting his hand on her shoulder protective.

by PseudoSubduedDude May 9, 2018