Think Cheating

to ponder what it would be like to sleep with someone who isnt your significant other.

as i gazed into the persons facebook photos, i found myself think cheating

by cat6789 January 2, 2011

thinking spin

An often used gif on Discord.

Guy 1: Why?
Guy 2: (thinking spin)
Admin: Stop using that
Guy 1: Hi admin

by $chrott11 June 9, 2018

I think herpes

You literally think about "I think herpes"

IN A CONVERSATION YOU WOULD START OFF SAYING "I THINK HERPES". NOW YOU ARE BEST FRIENDS.

by D El de ton. April 10, 2020

Think. exe

A programme that automatically stops working when at an important test or a final exam.

Le me at test:

Le me: ok question #1

Le brain: unfortunately Think. exe has stopped working

by Wetdookie69 January 3, 2017

thinking with onions

thinking with layers
thinking deeply

Now you're thinking with onions.

by johansenburgerville December 5, 2024

You Think You Flower?

A Twitter slang to burst someone's ego (by doing some reality check)

Basically, it's a sarcastic and passive-aggressive way to say: listen faggot, you're not special. You're not a beautiful and unique special snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else. We're all part of the same compost heap. We're all singing, all dancing crap of the world.

Dear lane-hogger, you think you flower?

by Sir. B July 7, 2022

thinking money

showing good sense and/or remarkable cleverness. Inversely, if one shows poor judgment and/or lack of cleverness, they are "not thinking money."

Dave: "Hey, man, instead going to the bar to meet chicks, let's throw a house party and tell our friends to invite everyone they know!"

Ken: "NOW you're thinking money!"

-OR-

Dave: "Why haven't car companies invented hovercars yet?"

Ken: "Who knows, dude? They're obviously not thinking money."

by T Intel September 10, 2010