bunny in a tree

A side chick.
Basically when your married and have a girlfriend on the side.
Other related expressions can be a crocodile in the woods or a bird in a bus

A-Hey mate I just spent a rocking night with my bunny in a tree
B- That's awesome man but don't tell your wife.

by Trousers08 July 8, 2018

Tree Cop

A forest ranger.

That was the third time that tree cop has checked my fishing license.

by Clear Waer June 25, 2016

A Tree in the Meadow

There's a tree in the meadow
With a stream drifting by
And carved upon that tree I see
"I love you till I die"
I will always remember
The love in your eye
The day you carved upon that tree
"I love you till I die"
But further on down lovers' lane
A silhouette I see
I know you're kissing someone else
I wish that it were me
By that tree in the meadow
My thoughts always lie
And wherever you go, you'll always know
I love you till I die

A Tree in the Meadow

by Death Menace July 1, 2022

Sakura Tree

A picturesque coniferous tree bearing bright pink blossoms. Sakura trees are indigenous of East Asia the Niagara region. They are commonly featured in Japanese animes, most notably Naruto.

Badhan: "Hey guys, let's take a group picture!"
Usama: "Oh! Oh! I know! Guys, everyone line up and fan out behind the Sakura Tree."

by DM Converter May 14, 2009

Tree Hooker

A prostitute who can usually be found working in small forest or clearings. They are noticeable by bits of dirt and possibly leafs or sticks adhered to their back and may be accompanied by a sweaty john, generally shirtless, always with dirty knees. Their primal nature manifests in meth raged fits, or heroin induced sloth like states. May be prone to screaming, falling asleep in odd places, and presenting with oozing sores.

Had to ban another tree hooker from the store tonight, she tried to pay with dirty panties and threatened to shoot everyone when we wouldn't take soiled drawers as currency.

by The Future Resident May 25, 2016

Tree Dad

The term “Tree-Dad” originally referred to a man, typically tall in stature with a kind demeanor, like a tree. In present day the term has evolved to be used to cover a wider variety of individuals who may also be referred to as “good stuff”.

That actor Jason Segel seems like a total tree dad.

by PooBili May 15, 2021

Tree-Fungu

To call somebody Tree-Fungu means to call them a smelly hippie. A Tree-Fungu is a person with a distinct odor and is possibly in a cult. The plural of Tree-Fungu is Tree-Fungus.

"The place was full of Tree-fungus."

by ben and holly May 5, 2022