Making Waffles

meaning to mastrubate
or pleasure oneself sexually

ew shane stop making waffles in the bathroom

by nicholas luciano May 03, 2005

saucy waffles

The saucy waffles are a group of people in every school that are inseparable and saucy. They are always together and have an amazing friendship.

Look! Here come the saucy waffles!

by Ang3l1n January 12, 2018

Waffle Rape

The action or force of being pulled out of bed in order to make waffles

Ben - "My mom woke me up at 6:30 just so that she could waffle rape me"
Kaley - "Are you ok?"

by Bfrederick_1046 April 20, 2019

Belgian Waffle

when a person or organisation acts like they appreciate someone or a group of people, only to actively antagonize them whenever possible.

originates from the internal codename for when nintendo literally stalked a DS(i) homebrew developer.

Person 1: "Did you hear about how nintendo took down another smash tourny? i thoughts they liked the players?"

person 2: "Yeah I know dude, total Belgian Waffle"

by CoolStarDood December 22, 2020

Belgian Waffles

Waffles from Europe. Usually covered in whipped cream, fruit, and/or large sugar crystals.

Damn, Marty! Those are some good ass Belgian Waffles!

by BeerOlympian August 11, 2021

grey waffle

Catfished by an old person

Oh no, Jim’s been Grey Waffled!

by PickleSlizzle August 11, 2019

waffle surprise

When a female shaves her vaginal region in a noughts and crosses shape and pour syrup into her orifices. She then proceeds to briefly surprise men by whipping off her gown for a sweet delicacy.

Lola: "Check this out guys, BAM!"
Daniel: "Hey guys, check out Lola's Waffle Surprise!!"

by WaffleBashingFloof October 14, 2014