A technique in fifa, which the shortest player in your team scores a header. By using crowd the keeper you can score.
I scored with the D-TOUCH
by madaggash April 06, 2016
by Bambie3223 October 28, 2010
by RobinGoodfellow1 January 22, 2022
The act of masturbating under the cloak of camouflage or darkness. A clandestine stroke, in other words.
My deer hunting trip was really taking a toll on me. After thinking about Oprah Winfrey for 5 minutes in my tree stand, I pulled my pudd out of my camo pants and had an invisible touch.
by Rondo Boner March 27, 2009
Fatkid: check out my new Touch scrone
Travis-klick: did you really just say touch scrone?!?!
Fatkid: dont make fun of my intelligence..
Travis-klick: did you really just say touch scrone?!?!
Fatkid: dont make fun of my intelligence..
by Skalpel-Axen9ne January 03, 2010
When an idiot thinks that someone touching you back is a big deal. If someone touches your shoulder (not skin on skin), it breaks the touch barrier. Not anywhere near first base, but still progressing apparently
Not actually a real thing, but you sure as hell try to convince them!
Not actually a real thing, but you sure as hell try to convince them!
by Whyishtishappeningtomern January 24, 2017
When a gay man is doing his partner from behind and his stomach tattoo hits his partners lower back tattoo.
Ryan's boyfriend has a "punk star" stomach tattoo and Ryan has a butterfly lower back tattoo. When Ryan and his boyfriend have anal sex they call it touching tattoos.
by Brock North May 09, 2008