The act of shitting on your girlfriends vagina after the act of eating her out.. closely related to the Cleveland steamer
“Bro I gave my girlfriend a clamtown steamer last night” “damn dude what is that” “I shit on her pussy after I ate her out, that’s a nice clam town steamer”
by Jaynics July 27, 2019
The act of violently excremating into someone's mouth and then rubbing it into the inside of his/her mouth with their own load in the attempt at sexual pleasure.
Bitch: Mmm.... I had the best night last night. Tom gave me an oral steamer!
Other Bitch: Thats fucking gross!
Other Bitch: Thats fucking gross!
by Pwansandsteamers January 11, 2010
When you shit the bed and blame it on the other person you are sleeping with. To properly pull off you must clean yourself up in the middle of the night, wipe shit inside the other persons pants and go back to sleep. In the morning the joke is on them!
I was totally wasted last night and shit the bed. Fortunately I pulled off a successful San Diego Steamer and she never found out it was me.
by San RR April 15, 2009
When you take a large massive dump in a hefty bag and beat someone with it till it breaks open. Often performed while under the influence of alcohol.
by MajinNic February 03, 2010
The art of catching a fish, gutting it then laying a turd inside it before steaming and serving to your mother-in-law explaning the corn and carrots are part of your special herb mix.
by Yobboford June 10, 2010
The act of Defecating on your partners chest then sitting on it while rocking back and forth like a steam roller (cleveland steamer). Then proceeding to ejaculate on the feces while topping it off with a used tampon.
by lukelord0 May 07, 2015