boston beaner steamer

Receiving a blowjob while having diarrhea

I had wicked shit the other day and my old lady came in and give me a Boston beaner steamer

by Eddie semper fi November 25, 2015

Oral Steamer

The act of violently excremating into someone's mouth and then rubbing it into the inside of his/her mouth with their own load in the attempt at sexual pleasure.

Bitch: Mmm.... I had the best night last night. Tom gave me an oral steamer!

Other Bitch: Thats fucking gross!

by Pwansandsteamers January 10, 2010

Steamer bean

Alcohol, beer ie stella

Going out for some steamer beans

by v December 17, 2003

San Diego Steamer

When you shit the bed and blame it on the other person you are sleeping with. To properly pull off you must clean yourself up in the middle of the night, wipe shit inside the other persons pants and go back to sleep. In the morning the joke is on them!

I was totally wasted last night and shit the bed. Fortunately I pulled off a successful San Diego Steamer and she never found out it was me.

by San RR April 15, 2009

New Orleans Steamer

When you take a large massive dump in a hefty bag and beat someone with it till it breaks open. Often performed while under the influence of alcohol.

Brett Favre recieved a New Orleans Steamer that may send him into retirement, again!

by MajinNic February 3, 2010

Botany Bay Steamer

The art of catching a fish, gutting it then laying a turd inside it before steaming and serving to your mother-in-law explaning the corn and carrots are part of your special herb mix.

The mother-in-law is coming to dinner tonight so I'm off to catch a Botany Bay Steamer for her.

by Yobboford June 12, 2010

Cleveland Steamer Sundae

The act of Defecating on your partners chest then sitting on it while rocking back and forth like a steam roller (cleveland steamer). Then proceeding to ejaculate on the feces while topping it off with a used tampon.

"dude, i gave her the best Cleveland steamer sundae last night!"

by lukelord0 May 7, 2015