zelly smurf

Jezell Smurf

look at shitface AKA zelly Smurf

by KING fatass May 24, 2022

Smurf

A blue,small creature who is a faggot and is also known to be a dumb ass

person1: what would you class yourself as?
person2: a smurf

by thatstheteasisx January 4, 2019

Smurf

A smurf is a person who is addicted to "blues" (30 mg oxycodone pills). They spend every dollar they have on blues, and do anything they can to get another blue.

Did you spot Jim $10?... "Nah that smurf only has money for roxys"

by GerThaBear September 8, 2013

Smurfed

Smurfed is when a man puts on a condom rolls it up to the dickhead and ejaculate inside of the condom and puts it on another person's head.

Yo i totally smurfed a bitch last night!

by Quinoux December 10, 2018

Smurf

jesus reincarnated as a level 6

that doomfist is a smurf. he just steamrolled the whole team while being a level 6.

by nalvinian May 22, 2020

Smurfing

This is a sexual act. Your partner is asleep and you wake up with a hard on and smack them with it to wake them up

My partner woke me up today

How

By smurfing

by Trooper883 February 25, 2023

Gay smurf porn

The best type of porn ever made

Someone: wanna watch gay smurf porn?
Me: YEA BOI

by The forbidden smurf April 21, 2022