Smurf blower

a person who blows smurfs or someone i do not like
someone who likes big blue smurf cock

You Smurf blower

by anananon February 18, 2015

Feeding bologna to the smurfs

When your smurf becomes hungry and needs his daily bologna

I walcked into ,y dad feeding bologna to the smurfs. Someone please bleach my eyes

by Bolognasmurf October 30, 2018

What the Smurf?

Another way of saying "huh?". The word smurf replaces different cuss words, keeping the speaker out of trouble.

Mom: "Isabelle there giant dog toy stuffed in the oven" Isabelle "What the Smurf?"

by Bakertable December 31, 2010

shit and smurf

what the fuck

what the shit and smurf was that

by blitser76767676676766767676767 May 27, 2022

Smurf Ball

The name given to the act of dropping a hard packed snowball into a port-o-potty or out-house through the outside vent while in use.

The resulting splash often creates smurf balls.

Dude I hate my co-workers. I went to take a dump and they smurf ball'd me.

by Demnar November 10, 2010

Exjw Smurf Girl

An exjw activist who causes urban legends and rumors. Most are true and cause massive public humiliation to Jehovah’s Witnesses. They even cause drama for former JW… see Smurfgirled…

Boy, Whatshername Exjw Smurf Girl really did a number on her Uncle Tony Morris… She got him kicked off the Governing Body.

by Exjw Smurf Girl June 13, 2024

marmite Smurf

A black person

Did you see that marmite Smurf

by Boersuenkkie01 February 10, 2023