Sebastian

Likes big beautiful men. Rods out and sucks the tip of their rods.

Sebastian loves beautiful black rods

by anonymous December 24, 2021

Sebastian

Sebastian is always a man with a particularly large head, and an idiot who scores own goals in soccer on his first game.

Sebastian sucks at soccer

by Juan Leon 69 December 8, 2021

A "Sebastian Chemnitz"

When you're hitting a girl raw, but wish to keep your edging streak so you pee in her instead of busting a load.

Guy 1: "So I bet you broke your edging streak after spending the night with Samantha"
Guy 2: "Nah, I just pulled a "Sebastian Chemnitz" I'm good".

by TotallyNotLærke April 15, 2024

Noah Sebastian

A beautiful man and Vocals for a band called Bad Omans

Person 1: hey, have you heard about Bad Omens? They seem like a really good band

Person 2: yeah, the vocalist, Noah Sebastian is beautiful!

by Somerandomgingerkid September 24, 2023

Sebastian Stan

He's a criminal, because he killed all the ladies POW POW POWPOWPOW

- Sebastian Stan, man you looking good. You haven't seen a guy this handsome walking on the streets he's gonna get arrested because he's killing all the ladies POW POW POWPOWPOW

by Nxhdhva November 22, 2021

Sebastian

Farts a lot so don't feed one beans. Makes a good companion if you're into getting weird.

Some kid at the zoo fed Sebastian some beans and we all had to evacuate the premises due to the toxicity in the air.

by 87768678867 April 12, 2022

Sebastian

A bloody sexy unit. He's hella cute and goofy. Anytime he posts anything, you're heart jumps out of your ass. He ages like fine wine plus he’s got a 30 inch horse cock- hot with a beard and without. Find yourself a Sebastian and never let him go.

Look at Sebastian. He is so mighty fine.

by Hahaha123cookies November 22, 2021