Couch potato

When your watching the same tv show all day and it was 11:00 am now its 5:00 o'clock and you realize your stuck on the couch

Bob: dude I can get up
Joe: why?
Bob: because I am becoming a couch potato, dont ruin my zen!
Joe:🤨

by You know what I mean January 05, 2021

Flom potato

Meaning a fat and lazy person

“Do you see her over there on the sofa with the chocolate? She’s a flom potato!”

by 87bin December 22, 2021

strain the potatoes

to urinate

My bladder is bursting, I have to strain the potatoes

by Banana Bender 63 December 30, 2017

potato language

WHY THE HECK ARE U SEARCHING THIS UP STOOPID- anyway. Potato language can also be identified as potatian and is mostly the opposite of English even though it are written in the same texts, accents and grammar but it is ONLY used for the word of bOOtiful potatoz

BY THE non-binary pOtAtO

for example, to say your pretty in potato language you would simply say your OOgly

by non-binary pOtAtO :> July 06, 2020

potato salad

booty

its salad that has potatoes in it. thats potato salad

by bomberboi March 14, 2019

couple potatoes

When you give something a few minutes or seconds. Used to describe an unexact time.

Hey Lin, I'm gonna be a couple potatoes late to work today.

by Potatoe tomatoe June 11, 2017

Potato club

A cult that typically centers around potato's, Cathulu, And King potato. This cult will usually have three main presidents and three vice presidents, (other jobs within the cult will differ.)

Want to join our "potato club"?

by Giraffe on a bench December 28, 2018