flappy nips

They are something that every 500 pound philipino man has.

YOU LOOK LIKE MY DADS FLAPPY NIPS

by #ufbiueghiuoeniuofe July 24, 2018

gypsy nip

A gypsy nip is a term used to diagnose someone who has a cursed nipple. The curse usually comes from a gypsy (hence the name) but can also be contracted from other things such as a witch

"I'm sorry sir but you have gypsy nip, you have 2 months to live"
"That is one weird looking nipple, you have some sort of gypsy nip"

by Kell dog March 5, 2017

nip grip

When you're bangin and sweaty and your nips stick to hers

That was fun yesterday, especially when we had a nip grip!

by rainbowdingdong June 11, 2016

Nip lickle

Licking sofas after a woman farts and gets up.

Sarah farted and left the room whilst Dave laid on the sofa and Nip Lickle sniffed the spot where Sarah sat.

by Dave Squity February 28, 2011

douche nip

(noun). A piquantly prosodic way to refer to a friend who is acting like a moron. Warning don't use this term in a real battle of urban-dictionary prowess given the self-humbling nature of using the prefix douche with the sharp suffix nip. As in there are many more blunt sounding and effective terms such as douche cock, douche cunt, douche fucker...

Me: "John you're a real douche nip"

John: "Wow I'm really not all that offended. You sure are a puss bitch"

by Millkz Plz April 27, 2011

Heavy Nips

The word ‘Heavh nips’ is when a person an absolute G and is to hard to handle, in comparison to the areolas on a women they would also be hard to handle.

“Joe is the most heavy nips guy”
“Heavy nips joe is back in the building”

by HeavyNips May 13, 2020

Shit Nips

The act of shooting poop out of both areolas simultaneously with the consistency of hot lava exploding out of a volcano. Although usually brought on by something hilarious or shocking, this can also be used as a defense mechanism.

Dude, if that guy comes at me with a knife, I'm gonna shotty blast him in the eye with straight shit nips.

by WhereDaWhoppers October 5, 2017