by ssprose March 22, 2017
Get the Get in mate mug.The last piece of paper left on the printer conveniently close to you while you are masturbating;used as last resort to catch ejaculation.
Ricky the cowboy was masturbating at his desktop in his dark quiet room, when he reached for his paper-mate to catch the ejaculation almost completely effectively.
by Bigfish305 October 22, 2009
Get the Paper-mate mug.You're best mate forever(or BMF) is someone you can always count on. They are always down to hang out, make you happy, and joke around. BMF tend to have crushes on their friends, which makes them simps. If you are lucky enough you can find the perfect BMF in a smart, pretty, and kind girl.
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Get the Best Mate Forever mug.by hoebae420 April 15, 2022
Get the stoner-mates mug."No mates" is a common insult referring to the fact that someone has 0 friends.
It is also often associated with a rofl emoji indicating that you are laughing at their shortcomings.
It is also often associated with a rofl emoji indicating that you are laughing at their shortcomings.
by MyGoodFriendHoward October 28, 2021
Get the no mates mug.A boyfriend who's now more like a flat mate. On days off work he'll occasionally interact with his girlfriend to use the bathroom or ask for food. He's like a pet, needing food and attention at brief points of the day, but apart from that he disappears into his 'man cave.' Preferring to eat alone, he'll abandon his girlfriend after she cooks for him, making up an excuse to leave when she's half way through her meal, usually saying something like, 'i'm going for a smoke.'
Girlfriend feels as if she's joined an obscure religious order where solitary confinement is part of every day life, and forgets how it feels to be in a relationship.
Girlfriend feels as if she's joined an obscure religious order where solitary confinement is part of every day life, and forgets how it feels to be in a relationship.
how's your boyfriend, weren't you engaged?
he's not really a boyfriend anymore, more of a boyf mate.
oh, sorry to hear that.
he's not really a boyfriend anymore, more of a boyf mate.
oh, sorry to hear that.
by artdecolamphead August 20, 2013
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