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hairy hobo

noun+adjective.
a hairy hobo is a homeless person who cant afford a cheap and nasty little shaver and is covered in hair. remember never go near a hairy hobo you will die of the smell it smells like 2 year old pieace of dog crap.
kick that gay hairy hobo until he nearly dies then throw him out of a helicopter (if you want to touch something so bad)
by tomlang April 12, 2007
mugGet the hairy hobomug.

hairy nail

an anonymous word that starts conversations
by TJ June 11, 2003
mugGet the hairy nailmug.

hairy mary

aimee l is so sad for looking at this get a life
by Jamie January 8, 2005
mugGet the hairy marymug.

Hairy Twiddle

by RLR April 22, 2003
mugGet the Hairy Twiddlemug.

HAIRY BARBARIAN

originated in Kazakhstan

when engaging in anal intercourse, the behonky hairs suddenly melt from friction burns
jack: well i dont know about you nick but when we lincolned our mercurys last night i got hairy barbarian again!
nick:holy shit this is the 5 time in this past month!!!
by grumpy dick December 31, 2007
mugGet the HAIRY BARBARIANmug.

Hairy Eyeball

When you go down on a girl and you get a scratched cornea from her bush.
Ivan, "Why are you wearing an eyepatch?"
Anthony, "I was going down Justine and she gave me a hairy eyeball."
by JAI peace pie November 22, 2016
mugGet the Hairy Eyeballmug.

hairy sardines

a pussy thats hairy and smells really bad like a can of old rotten spoiled smelly sardines
yo man....I love to eat hairy sardines

my girlfriend has hairy sardines

my boyfriend told me that he likes hairy sardines
by kenna45678 June 7, 2009
mugGet the hairy sardinesmug.

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