ghost spank

when a male has masturbated so much in a day that no jizz comes out but he can still feel the pleasure.

Dude I just had the best ghost spank, and their was no clean up.

by master of baters August 07, 2012

Ghost Slappies

To be jerked off while sleeping as a revenge attack for being a total piece of shit. Usually the discharge is aimed at the stomach of the victim to make a messy aftermath. When the victim wakes up they will see the cum on their stomach and realized they had been slappied but don't know by who, hence it being a Ghost Slappy. This is in no way gay.

Friend comes home really drunk, pukes on your floor and passes out.

You give him some ghost slappies.

He wakes up and says "Fuck I got Ghost Slappied again!"

by gotchabetch August 31, 2011

Hoe ghost

A ghost that sucks everyone’s cock without them knowing.

Jess’s hoe ghost tendencies arose when she sucked Ryan’s dick at the Christmas party when he was wasted.

by Ashhhhllleeeyyyy December 10, 2017

Ghost Simpin

"Simpin over someone that you dont talk to or know you exist."

Cecilia: okay but like why is he so hot??
Nolee: why you out here ghost simpin??? He doesnt even know you.

by Apimp.4.simps July 02, 2020

Dust Ghost

When you high as a mofo, driving and you start seein random crap in the corner of your eye that just looks like a bunch of dust shaped as a human in your headlight.

"Zamn felicia I was so up in the sky I saw some dust ghosts. Betta call ghostbustas!"

by Felicia MofoHigh August 14, 2016

Ghosting..x

A person on tiktok that asked me to put them in the urban dictionary as there user, go follow maybe

Boy: “YO! have you heard of that tiktoker ghosting..x? Girl: “no I haven’t” boy: what are you doing with life

by Cannibalism December 23, 2020

play the ghost

(v.) - to sit back and chill, specifically in a hostile or turbulent situation.

"Yo this is a wild ass party!"
"True. I'm gonna sip this Jameson and just play the ghost..."

"Patience my child. Sit back. Play the ghost cause cheaters never prosper they do 22 to the most."

by _p_t_g_ January 29, 2009