brandon

a 5'5 pubescent kid that has no life. He likes a girl named Ysabelle. All he does is just sit down and plays Fortnite. He has no life.

calvin:
hey, you heard about brandon?

zahn:
ye

calvin:
he likes Ysabelle.

zahn: wow, brandon is a god

calvin:
ye

by brandizzy July 27, 2018

Brandon

A person that sucks a lot of phallus, or inserts it through any orifice in their body.

"Wow, that guy sure is a real Brandon."

by GunnarHanson April 29, 2015

Brandon

Brandon is the fattest guy you will ever meet Brandon acts like an eboy he can not be trusted and is lazy

Stop being a Brandon

by Brandonseen August 2, 2020

Brandon

No neck Thumb thumb lookin dude that wears the same shorts every day because nothing else fits and loves breaking condoms

That Guys a total Brandon

by KokoKL June 4, 2018

Brandon

a queer kid or faggot kid that is scared of everything and has erectile distinction he can’t pull girls only he can pull his family

look at the brandon person

by yeeee yeeee yeee February 22, 2019

Brandon

Brandon is typically a pale albino male that usually requires sun screen on a day with heat exceeding of 70 degrees. Legend says he has smoked enough weed that he has turned into a cartridge.

Hey man puts some sunscreen before you Brandon yourself

by Tino 31 May 21, 2018

Brandon

is the person that makes mistakes and is kind of funny but relay annoying

Brandon He is sometimes a kind guy and very annoying

by chilino February 22, 2017