Tan Meiliawati Sung

How to greet a fat, old ,soggy bitch with rotten bush.

OR

A fat, old ,soggy bitch with rotten bush.

Selamat petang kelas, honitchiwa Tan Meiliawati Sung!!!

by Tan Meiliawati Sung July 27, 2021

Asooka Tan Ho

Receiving oral sex from an over user of fake tan who ends up walking around with a face that resembles a mix of Ashoka Tano and Freddie Krueger.

"Picked up a slag last night who at first glance looked like a burn victim, but after I blammed on her face she was a ringer for Asooka Tan Ho!"

by Delburtington July 27, 2021

Alabama spray tan

When a woman fists a man while he has diarrhoea and then rips her hand out causing the man to spray all over her face and body.

“What did you do lastnigh?”

“My husband gave me an Alabama spray tan”

by Lamb shoulder June 1, 2018

Tan Kevin Ha

Very sexy

Kevin is looking Tan Kevin Ha today.

by TanKevinHaLover November 2, 2022

A city girl tan

When your shoulders are tan but your arms are pale. From sleaved shirts with the holes on the shoulders. Also by sort sleaved shirts and arm sleeves.

I got a city girl tan while on vacation.

by MaxKat August 1, 2023

Tan Yi, Eve

A beautiful girl who's really smart and has the BEST sense of humour. Sweet, loving, kind, all the positive adjectives in the dictionary couldn't possibly describe how perfect this girl is. She's the most amazing person on earth and I'm so happy to get to love her.

"I love you Tan Yi, Eve"

by blackbabana September 3, 2023

two way tan

putting on self tanning lotion, spray, airbrush, ect before going outside to tan under the sun.

girl #1- Dang girl, how'd you get so tan? you go to a tanning salon?

girl #2- No, i just two way tan. it works so much faster and looks more natural. try it

girl #1- yeah totally, i will.

by krisha June 9, 2008