Flog the clog

When a toilet becomes so full of shit you have to use your hand to punch and rip away all of the toilet paper and crap blocking the tube in the toilet.

Koolandria was so fed up with plunging her clogged toilet that she decided the only way to fix the problem was to flog the clog.

by Static1432 October 23, 2009

floppy in the joppy

Attrictive, cute and sexy

Cori is floppy in the joppy

by Dominic Chiampi June 3, 2009

Flooding The Feed

When somebody excessively updates their status on facebook so many times that it drowns out the status' of others.

Person#1: Oh man, Steve won't stop posting status' about his girlfriend.

Person#2: Yeah, He's totally Flooding The Feed

by TheTickTock October 10, 2011

Flog the dolphin

To spank the monkey, beat the meat, or also known as masterbation.

Joshs wife wouldn't give him sex in the morning so when she was in the shower he decided to flog the dolphin.

by Assi9 January 5, 2017

flooding the chat

Another phrase for "chat spamming"

You have been muted for "flooding the chat"

by AlterLynx October 20, 2017

Float The Boat

Getting An Erection.

Man: I'm Trying To Float The Boat!
Woman: Try Harder! My Ass Is Getting Cold!

by AlexPower October 9, 2008

flooding the cave

the act of pissing in someones ass

thats gross you flooded the guys cave.

by KMarK November 12, 2003