tank surfing

get on a moving tank and surf on top of it while it destroys everything in its path. watch out for when it runs over things and/or people

i just surfed....on a tank
"i just went tank surfing....but i think i killed a lot of people"

by who else knows Ratatosk? February 20, 2009

Papi Tank

A tank top shirt worn by a man that has no shoulders.

Yo M***R, Sick Papi Tank.

by LIMOS July 8, 2009

tank porn

Used when talking about pictures, videos or movies containing good footage and noises of tanks (the military kind, Panzers). Mostly used by tank enthusiasts who play tank games like World of Tanks, War Thunder or Armored Warfare.

Listen to the noise of that Leopard 1 engine, thats some good tank porn.

by Kurt28 February 22, 2017

Tank Texting

Akin to drunk dialing, it is the act of sending oftentimes embarrassing text messages to contacts while inebriated.

Typically, to an ex-girlfriend or boyfriend.

drunk dialing Tank Texting

by JungleboyJames May 1, 2009

Tank Driver

Someone who is too lazy to brush the snow off of their car before driving it and instead brush just enough off to see through. The result is a vehicle almost completely covered in snow with the exception of a small opening on the windshield thereby giving the vehicle the appearance of a tank.

I almost got hit by a tank driver as I drove into work today after the snow storm. He couldn't see me with all the snow on his car!

by Upper Tupper January 6, 2012

party tank

Similar to a bro top. It is a tank top worn by "bros" who use phrases like "Sun's out guns out", who "pound" beer, and may or may not still use the fist pump at bars. Typically bros who wear these party tanks could use a few sessions at the gym before rockin this top.

I went to a bar once and saw a bro wearing a party tank. He was the coolest dude in the club. I wish I had big enough arms to wear a party tank.

by sunsoutgunsout May 5, 2014

Syphoning the Tank

When a woman takes a short piece of garden hose or other relatively large-gauge tubing and places one end in her rectum and the other in her vagina, so that passed gas will enter the vagina.

Jessica Alba is on mean ass butch with stinky stank quiffs. She.has been “Syphoning the Tank” to get that really stanky quiff gas. Sometimes her quiff even has a bit of the brown spatter. i wonder if she puts her lips on that hose to get it started?

by "Don't Poke the Bear" Bear December 10, 2018