The Tennesssee Exorcism

The Tennessee exorcism consists of eating as much chilli as possible combined with a laxative, then you will nut on her belly and draw a cross with the nut, then you will quote random scripture verses while your playing with the fishing pole as she eats your ass. You hold on for dear life quoting as much scripture as possible till you have to nut and have the worst diarrhea possible then you will do both simultaneously at the same time as she eats your ass screaming “get the behind me Satan the power of Christ compels you” at the top of your lungs

I wanted to give my old girl The Tennesssee Exorcism but she looked at me a like I was crazy for some reason.

The Tennesssee Exorcism by Yeah Buddyy December 23, 2025

Trip to Tennessee 

Sucking Titties

Hey babe want a trip to Tennessee

Trip to Tennessee by Chip lightyear May 9, 2021

John In Tennessee 

When that shit is fuckin trash and you should get off the air ways.

Bobby: Did you hear that garbage on the radio
Brandon: Yea, that was John In Tennessee worthy.

John In Tennessee by anonymous November 16, 2021

WhiteBluff, Tennessee

An extremely small town where everyone knows your name and the next person you say "Howdy" to will most likely be your cousin.

Gosh it's like WhiteBluff, Tennessee on this show; what's up with the whistling? Who the hell is Andy Griffith?

Hick Town

WhiteBluff, Tennessee by Kay El Dee January 27, 2011

jasper, tennessee 

A tiny, slow town with 3 traffic lights, all on the same stretch of highway that runs through the town. A place where businesses don't have websites on that newfangled interweb thing, but both religions (Baptist and Methodist) are equally represented on every jury, board, and government office. Only redeeming quality is its proximity to Chattanooga, where one can experience civilization any time he or she is willing to drive 25 minutes down the interstate.

I ran out of shampoo and was about to go to Walmart for more, but then I remembered that I live in Jasper, Tennessee, which isn't even big enough for the Waltons to notice it's existence.

jasper, tennessee by marthastewart731 March 22, 2016

oakdale, tennessee 

Small town friendly, back road haven, full of loud pick up trucks and old time country folk. Population roughly 200.. We go to church on Sunday work out back off Monday-Friday and raise hell on Friday night all the way til Saturday.

Oakdale, Tennessee - small town
Let's go to Oakdale, Tennessee said no one ever.

oakdale, tennessee by Nosrednas July 24, 2016