teenie

A person/people with no life- they obsessively "follow" one certain band (e.g, My Chemical Romance), spending all their time talking about them to their fellow teenies and emulating the hotness (or "hawtnezz") of the lead singer/ guitarist/other member. However, ask them anoything about the band before the "Revenge" album and they will invariably reply "duhh?". see also fan girl.

Eg.1) - a chatroom-two teenies discuss frontman Gerard Way's Performance at a festival
teenie#1: ZoMg DiD YoU sEe GeE @ DoWnLoAd He iS sOoOoO hAwT gAwD i WoUlD Do HiM AnYdAy!!!!!11111!!!!!
teenie#2: hElLz YeAh GaWd I h8 tHaT lYn-Z ByAtCh GeE ShOlUd bE mInE!!!1111!!!

Eg.2) - a converstaion between a teenie and a "normal" person (eg. an "emo")
teenie: like, is that my chem on your ipod?
normal: ermm.... yeah?
teenie: like, zomg i totally love them!!!! frankie is just the sex, isn't he? i've been with them since, like, the beginning!!!
normal: uh-huh... so do you prefer demolition lovers or vampires will never hurt you? (both songs from the 1st album, "I Brought You My Bullets, You Brought Me Your Love")
teenie: duhh? I'm talking about my chem, not some sad gansta band. who writes songs about bullets?
normal: ...

by Kurarisa-kun April 8, 2008

Teen Burger

A teenage girl's vagina. Also the name of a product at A&W.

"You hungry?"
"Yea."
"Well the A&W and the high school are right next to each other."
"Alright, let's go munch on some Teen Burger."
"Perfect, and then we can hit up A&W for some food."

by Funk Blaster2 July 18, 2010

Teen pregnancy

Don't do it stupid

Are you in teen pregnancy?

by Caramelcam February 23, 2019

teenage girls

theyre all emotional...and moodswingy...and annoying! but ho hum...

teenage girls week:
monday: i love you so much babe!!xxxxx

wednesday: your sucha b*tch-keep away from me!!

Friday: im sorry-can we be friends? xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

sunday: get out of my life you £!?& !!!

by inkypinkponky April 29, 2011

Teen voodoo club

A club that teen can join to practice and share information on voodoo.

He's in a teen voodoo club.

by Judge dredd7 November 12, 2011

TEENANCIENT

An older woman who dresses like a teenager

Look at Bridget...she'e 50 if she's a day....all dressed up in her boob tube and a pussy-pelmet.

Jeez, what a teenancient!

by Derderder August 19, 2012

teen jeans mom

Moms who think there young, wannabe teenagers.
Moms that are turning into "consumer doppelgangers" of their children, shopping in teen stores so as to mimic the identities of their teenage children.

"Mom, you are not shopping at Hollister!" Amber says to her mother. "Moms don't shop at Hollister. You are too old for this store. OMG, I can't believe you are buying something here, you're such a teen jeans mom."
Lady to another lady - "That lady over there looks just like her daughter" Other lady - "She must be one of those teen jeans mom's" -

by Alone Art September 14, 2013