Tea drinker 

Another word for someone who guzzles cum

Luke: I think I want some tea instead of coffee

Tyler: So in other words, you like to guzzle cum. Fucking tea drinker

Tea drinker by DarkCoffee July 14, 2021

tea bagged

when you stick your balls in someones mouth sometimes when they arent expexting it
there are variations

i.e the alaskan snowcone tea bagging which involves putting ice cream or ice on your ball bag before hand
my favourite would be the iced lemon teabag suprise in which u dip you nut sack in ice lemon tea before give them a dunk in your friends mouth while they are sleeping
make sure to pull out as they awake or they may bite
dont tell your friends or u may get tea bagged

tea bagged by liamgardiner September 30, 2008

tea bag 

tea bag. a term for an elderly/old person - inparticular, beligerent and grumpy old people stuck in their prehistoric and judgemental ways.

Old woman : "Put that cigarette out you filthy young cretin"

Young smoker to freind : "Did you hear what that old tea bag just said?!"

tea bag by not_a_tea_bag November 23, 2009

tea bag 

In the game of Halo, the act of squatting up and down repeatedly over a master chief or elite character that you have just killed simulating placing your scrotum in their mouth.

After slaying Toxic Jet with my sword I proceeded to tea bag his ass.

tea bag by Blondie5150 February 28, 2009

tea off 

When you and a friend compete to drink as many twisted teas as possible in one sitting.

"Yo Kyle, we're f*cking having a tea off on saturday."

tea off by 4yryahrd September 16, 2017

tea-towel holder 

arsehole, rectum, etc
can be used for 1. shitting
2. shagging
3. holding tea-towels when not in use

i heard you did your missus up the tea-towel holder last night

tea-towel holder by bob April 7, 2004

tea-bag 

setting both testis into a persons mouth

Last night that i tea-bagged the shit out of that bitch

tea-bag by john doe January 12, 2004