The PMS bitch switch

Its a very comon occurance. When a a woman is dating a man, and its almost "the time of the month" usually at this time she is experiancing pms. She may be have the cramps, but the over all bitchy attitude is coming from the man.

Woman: How was you day honey?
Man: Fine, Im Suprised you care.
Woman: Well i got really bad cramps so im going to lay down
Man: you would do that fatty
Woman: Hmm i got the cramps and you got the bitch

Roommate: THE PMS BITCH SWITCH

by the mix up September 02, 2011

Fade Level Switch up

Fade is someone who's opinion is easily swayed. It is quite often for Fade to make a remark and then contradict the remark within the next message he sends. This is what is commonly referred to as a "Fade level switch up" and can be used to call out anyone else for doing something similar

Fade: Orange juice is trash!!!
You: What? Orange juice is pretty good?
Fade: Yeah it's alright
You: Fade level switch up

by Thicco626 August 15, 2022

Flippin' 12 Switch

The phrase used to describe one who is overreacting, freaking out, trippin, mentally nuts'd, or just generally out of it.

Sarah: OMG. I can't believe he ASKED THAT.
Jae: EW I KNOW I WAS FLIPPIN' 12 SWITCH!!

by Johnny Lemonhead May 11, 2008

Switch 'n Carry

When a married man becomes homosexual. In other words, he switches sides to carry balls.

Mark was tired of his wife so Larry helped him switch 'n carry.

by rattylove August 28, 2007

switch your ride

To change sexual orientation, often used in reference to hoping someone would make such a conversion.

That straight guy is so attractive, I'm sure most gay men wish he would switch his ride.

by R.O. Lewis July 12, 2005

The Old Switch-er-oo

Japonese torture technique known as "Ranlofan". The testicles are removed from a criminals scrotum, and the eyes are removed from his head. The testicles are then placed in the eye sockets, and the eyes are sewn into his scrotum-- all while he is awake.

"In punishment for molesting midgets, I condemn you to the old switch-er-oo!"
"NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT! PLEASE!"

by Anonymous January 21, 2003

switching lanes without signaling

when you are fucking a girl in the ass and quilckly pull out and put it in her pootang to clean the poop off your dick

I was switching lanes without signaling and now mary has a uti.

by scizott33 October 23, 2005