fiend status 

When a person you know commits a horrible act of fiending, thus elevating them to fiend status. You can no longer acknowledge this person by their former name.

Eric: Yo fred, did you hear about jack?

Fred: what happened?

Eric: Jack's mom took his pipe. So he took the family statue of Jesus; broke it, pissed on it, filmed it, then sold it for a hit

Fred: that's fiend status!

Jack: wasup guys?

"sup fiend"

fiend status by Lamar with a car May 17, 2010

poop status 

When something is not not poop. Or when something is bad, depressing, or disgusting.

Can be used as a response to a text message received while sitting on the toilet.

When someone has a poopy facebook status.
When someone's having a bad day.

The following is an actual conversation between two real people.

3lmo: sup
SeaTurtle: (as he sits on the toilet) poop status.

poop status by iluvpoopstatus August 26, 2011

Deathbed Status

After a night of drinking, the inability to get out of bed the next day except to puke. Deathbed status lasts almost an entire day and consists of rolling around in bed feeling horrible with some occasional light sleeping. No appetite the entire day is required. The termination of deathbed status depends on the person but it usually comes around nighttime when an intense craving for Taco Bell is had. Deathbed status officially ends when the person is devouring their Taco Bell food and feeling alive. An entire day has been wasted doing absolutely nothing but the amazingness of the Taco Bell meal makes the day feel somewhat successful.

"How'd that Four Loko treat you on Saturday night?"

" Horrible man. I was deathbed status the entire next day"

Deathbed Status by Kekambas013 May 17, 2012

gainesville status 

being beyond fucked up and you are skrait whylin out and have extreme A.D.D

yoo c.s. mannn chill out nigga, you on that gainesville status bruhh.

gainesville status by bluuah June 22, 2008

Hero Status 

An insanely amazing band hailing from Los Angeles California that consists of Stephanie Florescotron, vocals rhythm guitar and all around bad-ass, Neil Patrick, epic lead guitar and ladies man, and John, he plays the drums and quite a stud. Check them out on their myspace, facebook, or youtube!

www.myspace.com/herostatus

Meg: "Hey guys, have you heard of that band Hero Status?"
Nick: "Oh yea. Those kids are insane."
Meg: "Pure talent."

otron meg & dia epic

Hero Status by mehMER September 7, 2009

Bag Status

Deserving of or worthy of being designated with "Douche Bag Status". Used in a derrogatory fashion.

Barry Bonds deserves bag status because he is such a tool.

Bag Status by Pot Luck McBeer April 2, 2003

Kj status 

Being an awkward and creepy mother fucker.

yo you see that nigga right there?
he so Kj status

Kj status by iMtH3MAn821 June 26, 2009