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squashed

(v.) The act of having sex with one.
Most commonly used by Alex Justus of Crosspointe, Fairfax Station, VA 22039
Alex: Hey Mike, last night I squashed Ashley well
Mike: Why would you use the word squashed you asshole
by Stephen Koch February 2, 2005
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Squishes

An affectionate way to address or greet your friend
Squishes, Stephanie!
by Gena "Mama Bear" May 22, 2012
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squishings

a farwell only a teenage boy impersonating charlie chaplin would use ;P
cya, bye bye, squishings
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Squishy Love

The act of self masturbation (generally by females) upon sight of their sexual partner to the point of extreme moisture in the vaginal area. The name Squishy Love comes from the audible sound created during the act.
Jill's boyfriend returns home. Jill see's him, leads him to the bedroom where she then masturbates furiously, creating the aformentioned 'Squsihy' noise.
The boyfriend tell's his friends what happened and could only describe the act as Squishy Love.
by KaX January 6, 2008
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Squishy

A highly agressive softshell turtle that lives in Dee Bug's bedroom and tries to eat human fingers.
"Stop biting me, Squishy, it's rude."
by Crimson September 14, 2004
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Squishy Ride

When something scares you so bad you have to go home to change your underwear.
He was so scared he almost had a Squishy Ride home.
by AZ Dave July 27, 2008
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Squishy Kitten

A woman who is brought up in a luxurious lifestyle and as a result only knows how to be a trophy wife and/or sex kitten.
A cook and a maid? That girl is going to grow up to be a squishy kitten.
by Bitches, man. April 18, 2011
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