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Skull Squeeze

The act of placing each testicle on either side of someone’s head and squeezing them together like a human sandwich.
Hey baby, you do wanna do the ol’skull squeeze?
by TheBenporer May 28, 2022
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Kentucky Squeeze

The act of grabbing a male's genitals and squeezing as hard as physically possible.
Frank hit me in the nuts earlier so I gave him the good old Kentucky Squeeze.
by westtd October 4, 2022
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Nut squeeze

This requires 2 male participants one man will open his hands and then reach into other males pants and Grab his testicles, balls, nuts, genitals, genitalia,crotch, or groin then add pressure in a squeezing motion and maintain pressure for as long as you want wail growing pressure and maintaining pressure the male will be in severe pain
My friends wanted to play a prank on me wail I was asleep and they plans the perfect nut squeeze on me so wail I was sleeping they snuck into my room and duck tape me on the floor reached inside my pants graved my gonads/nuts then I woke up to a excruciating pain in my nuts and someone Hurd then rushed in kicked my friends in the balls then learned what they where doing and they told him that he could to so He started to nut squeeze me and my friends joined in taking turns all night to squeeze my nuts.
by Biggest brain December 11, 2022
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Denvich Squeeze

The look of death. In logistics, there are a lot of moving parts happening at every second of the day. When you miss your mark/target...the Denvich Squeeze pierces you letting you know you missed a key ingredient to success that fay.
Fred didn't send the location for the limerock pin point...so he received not one/but two Denvich Squeeze's. Barely made it out alive.
by Fupasnuggler April 11, 2023
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log squeeze

To extract poop from one’s anus, with force
I’ll have to call you back later. I’m mid log squeeze.
by VanillaThunder96 May 13, 2023
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Ultimate Squeeze

A female whose beauty can not be measured due to how hot they are. This beauty is typically defined by sexual characteristics and is thought to only exist in certain areas, but most will say it’s a mythical creature or fantasy.
I spotted the ultimate squeeze at the University of Tennessee.

The ultimate squeeze does not exist lower your standards.
by Jxmperzz June 26, 2023
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Bucknell Squeeze

When a chick shits in your bed after you lose wood from a coke boner.
Dude got the bucknell squeeze at the courtyard Marriott in waupaca.
by OstgutTon69 July 21, 2023
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