Cum Sucking Fagwads

The new generation of douche bags who are writing the definitions for urban dictionary and are being too literal and completely unfunny and should definitely stop adding/editing or should ensure that their entries are humerous

Cum Sucking Fagwads should make sure urban dictionary definitions are funny!

by The Bad Ass Mother Fucker Crit September 7, 2021

Cock sucking fart

When you are 69ing with a girl and fart in her face

Too calm and then I let out a cock sucking fart and then she left

by Toocalm September 30, 2021

cock sucking motherfucker

my brother

my brother is such a cock sucking motherfucker

by dickinyourbooty October 1, 2021

milf sucking

when you suck on a milf's clit to make her cum.

person 1: she tasted good when I was milf sucking her.

person 2: that's rad bro

by lazerkitten3 December 2, 2021

ass-sucking day

a day in which one sucks someone's ass. it's only on tuesday tho

"oh hey it's tuesday!"
"did you know that tuesday is ass-sucking day?"
"really? no, i didn't!"
"well, you know what that means..."

by THE ass sucker December 16, 2021

Colour sucking

A kink in which you suck the colour (yellow) out of your minion significant others lips

I can see her lips
They're not hers
It's the minion
Obviously
My editing skills at top teir
Bilingual Queen & mè
Why they no yellow
Because He sucked the colour
out of them
Bilingual Queen &m è
How could I forget
C'mon it's a very common kink
Colour sucking of course

by 1Dpaynos12inch February 23, 2022

butt sucking turtle without a shell

A person who looks like a literal turtle without a shell and/or sucks. Used as a term for someone who is a butt sucking turtle without a shell.

"Yo, Mr. H sucks balls."

"For real. He's a real butt sucking turtle without a shell."

by no one freaking cares February 23, 2022