Southern Boomer

Typically an older person who is from, or probably still lives in, the southern states-Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, Carolinas, and Louisiana. They speak with a heavy southern accent saying things with an overly dramatized draw in tone. They are often very rude, selfish, do not know how to cook anything other than fried food, eat out too much, drink alcohol or sweet tea constantly, are overweight, ugly, and white. They are just as selfish and narcissistic as all the other boomers in the world but the southerners are much more uneducated, racist, fake, judgemental, and out of touch with the modern world. And they are likely to make threats if you cross them in any way.
They will speak nasty and rude if you cross a southern boomer and find anything or anyone in their path because they are mostly miserable. A Boomer from South Carolina said, "Scat, scat, scat aawwfff myyyy property or I'm goinaaa git fittin taa git real pissed awfff cuz I AM Suuthhhhern and i dont care bout yewww."
by ZenNikki December 22, 2022
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Southern Deer Stomp

The act of forcibly putting the heel of a high heal shoe into one's anus repeatedly.
Pete owed money and got southern deer stomped by Steven.
by Sven Zryak April 27, 2019
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Southern Baptism

A term for a person who believes in christianity but also despises people of color and trans/homosexual people. The type of people who create monstrosity’s called their kids that you somehow end up with as a class mate and always smells like dry cabbage.
Person 1: Im southern Baptist
Person 2: I don’t care.
Another scenario

Person 1: Homosexuals are an abomination

Person 2: no wonder why you have more Hickeys than the amount of Condoms your parents tried using.
STAY AWAY FROM PEOPLE WHO ARE “Southern Baptism”
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Southern Utah Stop

When you come to a stop sign and don’t stop.
“You see that old lady blow that stop sign?”
“Don’t worry about it, it’s just a Southern Utah Stop.”
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Southern Teaser

A base design in Clash of Clans in which the southern side of the base is not defended by walls, hereby enticing the attacker to attack in that region, usually to punish them.
Back in the days of 2016 CoC, I ran Southern Teasers in every war.
by CoC Blocker December 24, 2022
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Southern Bell

Shaking legs side to side and letting your balls swing.
You ever ring the southern bell.

Ringing the southern bell on a hot day.
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southern sipper

The act of pouring a twisted tea in between a girls breasts. someone at the bottom will be drinking the twisted tea.
did you know she did a southern sipper an hour ago?
by lesbian wife February 06, 2022
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