One Cheek Sneak

When recieving oral from your partner, you tell that bitch to close his/her eyes and open his/her mouth (making him/her believe you are about to blow your load) then you turn around and expell vile ass fumes into your partners open mouth.

Yo dude, i gave that bitch from the bar a one cheek sneak she will never forget!

Hey dave, I totally just shit in this girls mouth, she never saw the ol one cheek sneak coming!

by Dirty Mike and the guys December 27, 2010

sneak attack

when a member of a foreign location travels a longward path in order to perform an invasion on one's home toilet pad.

Wow, I lost my home court advantage because while I was gone, someone performed a sneak attack on my toilet quarters.

by anal intruder October 23, 2003

Sneak off pound off

The act of strategically leaving into another room, most often the bathroom, while your significant other is in the house to engage in an often thrilling, yet pathetic, session of masturbation.

Dan: Man, last night was close!

Chris: Why, what happened?

Dan: Brenda fell asleep early and I was all boned up, so I had to run to the bathroom to do the old sneak off pound off. Right after I was done, she knocked on the door because she had to shit.

Chris: Man, that's close!

by droopscrotty September 17, 2017

Sneak off pound off

So Danny goes off to pick up chicken wings at the wing place for the office and while he's waiting decides it's a great excuse to sneak off and pound off! Results everybody at office gets cold chicken wings!
Droops Crotty

I finally understand why when Danny picks up the chicken wings they're always cold when he gets back to office!
This is the true definition of Sneak off pound off!

by Droops Crotty September 24, 2017

freak in the sneak

a person who appears normal, but is considered "abnormal" from his/her norm; a misfit; a outcast

I am not a freak in the sneak, I'm normal!

by penis-mon December 28, 2009

shenk

A wrench

Hey son, grab that shenk and put it in my hand...thats a good boy.

by Gea January 19, 2004

Saenko Diegueno

Pronounced "Sahn-koe Dee-yayne-yoe". Californian English term for San Diego, mainly the Old Town District. Named after one of the area's first and earliest city leader whose name was actually Behrenzito "Big Saenko" Diegueno; having been born to Spanish & Native American relatives far prior to California's establishment, he established the village of what is now Old Town within proximity to the San Diego River Floodway. But when Saenko Diegueno died at a relatively tender age, many years down the road his village was bombarded by rebellions & skirmishes that actually happened left, right, and center. Now, his village, the San Diego Old Town District is frequently visited by millions of tourists every single day, including (but not limited to) holidays. It is also home to the nearby transit depot serving the Coaster, the MTS, and of course, the Trolley.

Tourist 1: You have never been to the Old Town District, haven't you?
Tourist 2: I don't think I have. How did you know?
Tourist 3: Does anybody know how to get from the transit depot to the village itself?
Tourist 1: I don't think I do. Ask the info guys; they'll be happy to help you.
Tourist 4: What else is Old Town called?
Tourist 5: It's called Saenko Diegueno, kind sir.

by Eric The Booboo April 11, 2008