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splatter snatch

1: An unsavory women who can easily be spotted by her tramp stamp, two-tone dye job, and smeared mascara at the club. Often wears mismatched animal print clothing

2: The main tool of the first definition. An overused, manhandled vagina that drapes around the edges of her panties.
Ex 1: I can't believe Brittany showed up so wasted. She tried to fuck every guy here. She's such a splatter Snatch.

Ex 2. I took Brittany home and when she got naked, I couldn't believe the dilapidated condition of her vagina. Total splatter Snatch
by Smashleigh0713 June 1, 2018
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Snatch Raveled

The female version of dickmatized. Controlled by the pussy.

When you forget about a girls flaws because the sex is so good.
That girl has me so snatch raveled I don’t even care that she has 3 baby daddy’s.
by Jackofalltrades505 February 28, 2019
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Wookie snatch

Wookie snatch: a hairy, large woman’s typically unfresh and unkept vagina.
I’m guessing he isn’t sticking it anywhere fresh; last I heard, Its hole of choice was Wookie Snatch.
by GggggggDdddd May 25, 2018
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bangle snatch

something you call someone when they're doing something stupid
by CommunistHabbo January 10, 2017
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Snatch smasher

An unusually large penis.
I slept with a guy last night. He was a total snatch smasher.
by Oodygoodle May 24, 2016
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snatch plug

dude,your girlfriend just took your car,where'd she jet to?

she's just hitting the store for some snatch plugs.
by xirtam January 17, 2008
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Bander snatch

An anus that recieves an excessive amount of attention, which far exceeds regularity.

Usually pertains to homosexual acts.
but generally used out of context.

See also: Man Pussy
"That chick I was dating tried to play with my Bander Snatch"

"He only wants you for your Bander snatch"
by Spotted Sea Cow April 12, 2005
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