SMART

Acronym for “Stealth Migrant Air Relocation Transport,” the special classified top secret pet project of Guantanamo Rick, the reptilian Sadist Governor of Florida.

Mum’s the word with regard to the SMART situation involving asylum-seekers unfolding in California this morning that is clearly the ingenious spawn of Governor DeSatanic.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 6, 2023

Brooke smart

Brooke smart: a serious underlying medical condition that is the most extreme level of stupidity

You’re so brooke smart, it’s not even funny anymore!!

by LBuntz February 15, 2022

Smart Balance

A company that manufactures products including margarine substitutes, flavored microwave popcorn, and peanut butter.

The products claim to have no partially hydrogenated vegetable oils added, no trans fat,1 and to be comparable in quality to vegetable oil based products

Painter, Kristen Leigh. Smart Balance moving headquarters to Boulder

by Wendysfg August 25, 2023

secret smart

What teachers tell students with adhd and other learning disabilities to make them feel better

“We don’t think your trying your best we know your secret smart”

by Juliet Chambers August 29, 2021

REAL SMART CAN'T

Aspirations thwarted by classification from the REAL SMART CANT.

I admit so badly I want to teach but for some reason REAL SMART CANT does not accept REAL SMART CAN'T PEDOPHILE.

by NOTHING BUTT BPM August 20, 2021

Scum smart

A person who is already identified as scum, but has an uncanny ability to retain knowledge relevant to criminal activities such as claiming benefits fraudulently and convince others they are right and justified to have them

You have to be scum smart to live in the slums and still afford a Mercedes and designer gear.

by Stormtrooper in Stilettos June 15, 2023

Smart hoe

A male or a female that excepts their place in life as a hoe, yet they use it to get a one up in life.

Sarah Beth might be a hoe, but that's one smart hoe.

by rico6 July 20, 2018