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skis in jeans

(ski:z In ʤi:ənz)

Idiom, declarative phrase

Definition:

descriptor conveying palpable derision or rejection,

especially of an irredeemable person

Etymology: Old Norse, Pier 1 Imported English
First Known Use: 2025, Post Americana, New Canada
In a sentence:
He ruined everything, he really ‘skis in jeans’.
Do not invite her, she ‘skis in jeans’.
by Bigcityfreak March 2, 2025
mugGet the skis in jeansmug.

Johnny Blue Skies

Sturgill Simpson

Alter ego, pirate name or new moniker

First seen on the 2016 album A Sailor’s Guide to Earth
by bluegrasm July 1, 2024
mugGet the Johnny Blue Skiesmug.

Texas Ski Lodge

Geographically bound to the border state; typically, but not necessarily in a single story structure (Ranch). Participants grabbed in bubble goose, goretex, thermals or overalls with no fabric from the waist down; accompanied by long socks and thong style flip flops with the AC cranked commence in a men standing and women on their knees orgy. Latex is forbidden unless there is a zipper and it covers the head. This can only transpire during an equinox and must continue for 12 hours before or after the aforementioned celestial alignment. Additionally the ratio must be balanced (3 men per 1 woman).
I remember my fist Texas ski lodge; my legs were sore for a month I thought there would be more chairs.”

“You couldn’t stand a quails egg on that ass unless you were at a Texas ski lodge.”

Tell you what, I never thought I’d be in a devils threesome, but if you don’t learn something about yourself at a Texas ski lodge I’m not sure you ever will.”
by SwazeyD August 18, 2023
mugGet the Texas Ski Lodgemug.

Ski Goggles

To inject Heroin into your eyeballs.
"I gave myself Ski Goggles last night after I found heroin in the trash."
by ZeroFromLoDo May 5, 2013
mugGet the Ski Gogglesmug.

ski buddy

a buddy for skiing, or code for skibidi toilet in classrooms where teachers have banned the phrase due to incomparable levels of brainrot.
by MerlinMDV March 5, 2024
mugGet the ski buddymug.

Ski-ball

The act of tea bagging someone while skiing.
Went to aspen and totally ski-balled this girl who had fallen off the ski lift
by ThesaurusRex December 12, 2012
mugGet the Ski-ballmug.

Flesh ski

The act of underdressing a woman (can be one off the street), sticking your penis in her from behind and riding her down a hill
Bro did you see Dana this morning? Yeah we had a great night, she sucked me good so I repaid her with a flesh ski.
by Cutenipple December 21, 2023
mugGet the Flesh skimug.

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