Ah yes! The simp. That slippery, slimy serpent tempting girls into sleeping with him. The desperate, pathetic being that prays on the pity women bestow upon him. Perpetually celibate, the simp will do anything in an attempt to get into a girl’s pants. He showers them with gifts, praise, and attention; he leaves his infinitesimally small dignity and ego in front of any girl that be believes he has a chance with and abases himself before their will. The simp saunters in his own mind; his own fantasy where he can pretend, he is worthy of attention without needed to bribe girls to like him; in a world where being himself is enough; such an idea is foreign to the simp.
He hangs around the normal places we all do; in the library, at the coffee shop, at football games. Yet, we don’t typically see him. He slinks behind shelves, walls, and bleachers. He goes to the lake yet doesn’t put his foot in for if he did, he would drown in his own failure and ignominy.
His only tactic? Pity. By manipulating a girl, the simp, after years of hard work, has a slim chance to have “pity sex.” The simp lives for this moment. His will to live is fueled by his scummy ways. Contrary to real men, the simp uses pity to manipulate girls; us men use real emotional tactics like shame, guilt, fear of embarrassment, and social isolation in order to get girls to do what we want. These are much more sophisticated, and exponentially more effective, which is why simps aspire to be like us.
He hangs around the normal places we all do; in the library, at the coffee shop, at football games. Yet, we don’t typically see him. He slinks behind shelves, walls, and bleachers. He goes to the lake yet doesn’t put his foot in for if he did, he would drown in his own failure and ignominy.
His only tactic? Pity. By manipulating a girl, the simp, after years of hard work, has a slim chance to have “pity sex.” The simp lives for this moment. His will to live is fueled by his scummy ways. Contrary to real men, the simp uses pity to manipulate girls; us men use real emotional tactics like shame, guilt, fear of embarrassment, and social isolation in order to get girls to do what we want. These are much more sophisticated, and exponentially more effective, which is why simps aspire to be like us.
by FuckSimps June 09, 2020
by C# October 10, 2020
In conclusion, you. You are a simp.
by A hooman who'll ruin your day August 05, 2020
Simp is short for simpleton. Otherwise it's a term used to describe 'beta' type males who put woman on a pedestal for being hot or sending them really cringe messages for no reason. Typically seen more often on Twitter or Twitch where 'e-girls' are active and have a large following of horny guys or white knights (similar term tbh). Such as for streamers like Pokimane, Loserfruit, etc.
by JakeCPhD April 16, 2020
A word men use to make themselves feel better abt being slaves to pussy. Also, a word incels use to express frustration at bros putting the needs of their girlfriends before sausage parties.
Omg Ryan is such a simp did not ditching his girlfriend’s birthday party to drink with us. Girls who need that much attention just aren’t worth it!
by Thevagrantlife May 22, 2020
Some one who tends to over fantasize over a girl about being their boyfriend. Usually tends to listen to Juice WRLD because they are unable to express their feelings like a normal person. Will sometimes put a block of text on their Snapchat or Instagram story saying how they don’t deserve the “disrespect” that they get from a girl.
joey: did you see micah’s snap story about simping emily?
jason: yeah dude that shit was funny asf!
joey: yeah he probably listens to juice wrld to drown out his sorrows.
jason: yeah dude that shit was funny asf!
joey: yeah he probably listens to juice wrld to drown out his sorrows.
by zofiliac February 03, 2020