Singing in the shower

When your in the shower and you think your singing good but you actually sound like a dying whale.

"I was singing in the shower this morning!"
"Do you guys ever sing in the shower?"

by Brisimonetti November 13, 2014

Mexican Shower

When one doesn't take a shower, but drenches themselves in cologne instead.

I didn't have time for a shower today, so i grabbed my Axe and took a Mexican shower.

by achristianrabbi January 3, 2008

showerbating

Masturbating in the shower.

I got caught showerbating yesterday by my mom.

by Kevin_for_real July 3, 2006

Cowboy Shower

Putting on some deodorant when you are starting to stink, i.e. after a gym session or other physical activity that makes you sweat.

Mike: Dude, you smell like ass.

Jake: No worries dude, I'll just pull a Cowboy Shower till I get home.

by Dood123 May 10, 2009

golden shower

Pissing on someone, which from now on, should be refferred to as an "R. Kelly"

Only thing that make my life complete is when I turn your face into a toilet seat.

by SSDK May 25, 2004

Shower Chicken

A fun game between totally straight bros: two guys undress, soap up, and wrestle over a rubber chicken in the shower. Winner gets the chicken.

"My girlfriend was pissed when she saw me and mike exit the shower, but once i showed her the shower chicken she laughed it off"

by evillagejb February 25, 2009

Shower Hockey

A mildly popular, homo-erotic game commonly played among young adult men in a college athletic type setting.

Requirements: 4+ people
Large, open shower facility (usually in a dorm or gym building)
1+ bar(s) of soap
Predetermined "Goals" (equal in size) for both teams

Game Play/Rules:
- All players undress completely and enter the shower area.
- Turn on all shower heads to properly wet the floor/playing field (leave them on to prevent the playing field from drying).
- Set up goals for both teams on opposing walls of the playing field. Must be equal in size and difficulty.
- Divide all participants into 2 equal teams. (Some sort of marking (ie: sharpie) is recommended to distinguish team members.
- Place bar of soap in the middle of the playing field.
- All partipants must be touching the far wall of the shower area before the game can begin.
- A countdown of "3, (pause) 2, (pause) 1, (Pause) GO!" will be given and no participant may leave the wall until the countdown is complete.
- When the countdown is complete all participants are free to run/walk/slip/slide to the center of the field and gain posession of the soap.
- No body part except the feet may be used to handle/manipulate the soap.
- 1 point is given to a team for scoring on the opposing teams goal.
- There is no pause in gameplay after a goal is scored.
- Each game shal be timed, and last 15 minutes. (Any goals scored after the 15 minutes do not count)
- If the game is tied at the end of the 15 minutes, the game will go into "overtime"
- "Overtime" will last 3 minutes, and the team who scores the most points in "overtime" will be declared the winner.
- Any intentional pushing, shoving, tripping, etc. will be deemed a "penalty"
- The punishment of a "penalty" is to be determined by the teams beforehand (usually a spanking to the buttocks)

"Hey, do you want to go play a game of shower hockey?"

See 'definition' for game rules

by ..B.. October 26, 2008