James Island Charter High School

Shitty school where they'll get you for the stupidest shit. Guidance sucks ass. The librarians are bitches and you'll get kicked out for sneezing. The pizza from the cafeteria tastes like ball sweat. Every time you open the bathroom door at lunch a big ass cloud escapes but dont worry juul enthusiasts cause the teachers never go in there. Make sure you bring hand sanitizer though cause the nicotine addicts always block the fucking sinks. Whenever they search your bags its like theyre looking for the map to el dorado but they suck at finding juuls. As long as you slip it down one of your binders youre good just make sure it doesnt fall out when you open it in class. There are always condoms, pods, and loose bags of cheez its in the school parking lot. By god, don't eat lunch in the senior courtyard or a seagull will swoop down and steal your shitty ass fries. The pep rallies suck and the football team doesn't know how to play. There's so many fights you can't tell who's weave is on the ground and the fire alarm goes off at least once a week. Also, don't be surprised if you find some pictures of Mia Khalifa laying around.

Yee Yee boy 1: "Hey you wanna rev our trucks in the student parking lot at James Island Charter High School?"

Yee Yee boy 2: "Yeah, can't wait to kiss my dad on the lips after school today. You got any more mango pods?"

Yee Yee boy 1: "Hell yeah Coach Baldwin hooked me up with some."

by oh?_on_jah? May 25, 2019

battlefield middle school

A school in Spotsylvania, VA where girls are just flat out hoes and carry around lip gloss and boys who only care about football. There are some weird kids who I found to be doing satanic stuff. The normal kids, just, they honestly don't care at this point.

Julia: what school do you go to?
Spark: battlefield middle school

Julia: I heard that school is ghetto !
Spark: well, whoever said that, they're not wrong!

by fuxk.bitxhes June 1, 2019

Wickliffe High School

Small school located in Ohio with about 450 kids. The school is made up of 50% of teen juulers/druggies, 40% of weird lesbians, 10% of normal people. Wick high has a constant juuling problem, so if you ever want a hit just hit up one of the many girls in the handicap stall in the bathroom a.k.a. "The Juul Room" desperately waiting for more people to join them in the stall.

Did you hear about all those girls juuling in the bathroom at Wickliffe High school?

by blueDevil21 June 4, 2019

leigh high school

weird ass school in silicon valley. half of the school is hella smart ppl who want to get into stanford, while the other half destroys the fucking bathrooms in their free time. everyones depressed and ppl try and act ghetto even thought they live in a 1.5 million dollar house.

leigh high school student a: holy shit i wanna transfer to los gatos high or branham so fucking bad

b: why lol
a: didnt u see the bloody tampon that someone left on the toilet seat today?

by fuxkthisshxt September 23, 2019

valley springs middle school

a school in NC filled with druggies, future professional athletes, and hoes. a fun place to be but good luck keeping a secret because words spread like fire across the halls of this prison. if you go here you're either super rich or super poor. there is never a boring day here and can be pretty fun if you have friends from every group and luck out on a good teacher team.

valley springs middle school has hoes, players, athletes, and crackheads.

by valley24 April 3, 2020

The regis school

A school where the colour of your socks determines your success. Where teachers are only interested in their wages and not students safety. A place often mistaken for hell and where if “standards” are not met your a failure. Students often to scared to raise there hand in class in fear of embarrassment but never mind the teacher will pick on you instead. Also don’t forget if you don’t fit the trends of society your mocked at.

Teacher-“are they white socks”
Student-“yeah is that a problem”
Teacher-“don’t answer back and yes they are a distraction to your peers”
Student-“but you asked a question so I answered”
Teacher-“pack up your things and go to the study room”
Now that’s the regis school

by Theregisschool December 16, 2020

Bethlehem Catholic High School

A cat piss colored building filled mostly with pretentious entitled a**holes. If you’re not a dealer or don’t play a sport, just give up. Every once in a while, you’ll get an athlete that’s also a band kid, and they’re like a unicorn. Rare breed. The kids at this school are so bad that the freshmen literally gutted a bathroom. Sinks, toilets, stall doors, soap dispensers, air dryers...gone. Never to be seen again. If you find yourself stuck in this building, leave immediately.

Person 1: Doesn’t he go to Bethlehem Catholic High School?
Person 2: Yeah, stay away from him.

by sammichhh January 4, 2021