the act of being so in love with DK Metcalf that you get hard to his tweets and are turned on by his acrobatic catches. You blush when you see him post on Instagram.
by DKSexual14 December 27, 2020
Get the DK Sexualmug. Invading and occupying the class of a other gender to appropriate and loot its roles, reservations, and responsibilities in society in order to avoid the roles of your own gender as a form of escapism. Other terms include Transgenderism, LGBTQ, YASS KWEEN and many more.
There is a 40% chance of suicide for people who practise sexual colonialism..... whats that? It became 50% in 2020??
by ChungusC March 4, 2021
Get the Sexual Colonialismmug. A type of sexuality where one participates in nearly all sexual acts, except intercourse. Individuals of this lifestyle are willing to "do things" up until a certain point, but never cross that line or axis of actual intercourse, much like how an asymtote is a curved line that increasingly approaches and axis, but never cross (or penetrate) that line. Mutual masturbation, fellatio, cunninglingus, etc are all fair game, but one's virginity is maintained.
Also called Asymsexual.
Also called Asymsexual.
Because Mary believes in stupid promise rings, she won't have sex until marriage. However, everything else is fair game, including blowies and anal. She is a total Asymptotic Sexual.
by ProfessorOtter December 1, 2013
Get the Asymptotic Sexualmug. An attraction to people you find attractive. It may or may not cover straight, bi, gay, pan, demi, or even asexual people. You are attracted to only people you find attractive and are tired of telling people or explaining to them what you sexuality is. Especially if you are pan and are tired of people making the "Oh so you're attracted to pans." joke over and over again.
Friend who's annoyingly personal: "So are you straight, gay, bi, demi, pan?"
Me: "I'm my-sexual."
Fwap: "What's that?"
Me: "It means stop asking me, I'm attracted to whom I find attractive and you're not one of them."
Me: "I'm my-sexual."
Fwap: "What's that?"
Me: "It means stop asking me, I'm attracted to whom I find attractive and you're not one of them."
by Ragnellrok September 23, 2016
Get the My-sexualmug. The mental and physical condition of a male as a direct result of his female having the goodies on lockdown or cutoff.
Alternative:
The point at which a person has had such a dry spell in between sexual encounters that their standards drop beyond what is normally acceptable.
Alternative:
The point at which a person has had such a dry spell in between sexual encounters that their standards drop beyond what is normally acceptable.
Tiger Woods is so sexually dehydrated since his wife, Elin Nordegren found out he was driving more than golf balls into the holes or hos. She made sure he lost not only his creepin' pie and his ol' stand-bye.
Alternative:
"I am so sexually dehydrated that fat bitch over there could be in trouble by the end of the night."
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"I am so sexually dehydrated that fat bitch over there could be in trouble by the end of the night."
by EL KooL May 7, 2010
Get the Sexually Dehydratedmug. by stargirl xo June 4, 2022
Get the weeknd sexualmug. by NOnameNOsurname November 15, 2019
Get the sexual maniacmug.