Smithy Sanchez

You may have heard of a dirty sanchez but this is much more filthy. It's when you find out a player isn't playing in a forthcoming fantasy gameweek and you transfer them out for someone who is. Despicable behaviour

Smithy: "Phew, just transferred out an overpriced underperforming midfielder because he's not in the starting XI tonight"

Everyone: "Wait, what, have you just pulled a Smithy Sanchez?"

Smithy: *feels guilt for the rest of time*

Cecil: "Push the lion button"

by MarkNortherns June 2, 2018

Alabama Sanchez

When you cum on a girls face, and then use a permanent marker to draw a Pedro mustache on her upper lip.

"Are you talking to Julie?"
"No, shes still mad because I gave her an Alabama Sanchez last weekend"

by JeffreyMolldune June 2, 2018

Blumpkin sanchez

While recieving a bumpkin the person giving fellatio reaches in the bowl and retrieves feces in order to smear it on their face

That female gave me a blumpkin sanchez; I doubt I'll be seeing her again

by Cptnhowdy June 6, 2018

Salsa Sanchez

Sexual position similar to the "Dirty Sanchez" but preformed durring a womans menstrual cycle

My lady was on her period, so I had to give her a Salsa Sanchez last night.

by zombiacademy May 26, 2018

Jadea Sanchez

Jadea Sanchez is a young beautiful woman. Shes head strong, independent, driven and moves with the wind no matter what direction. Shes smart, kind, funny and loyal. Don't expect her not to snap at you if you're being an idiot. She ain't got time for none of that. Needless to say, I have a Jadea Sanchez and it's been the absolute best time in my life. She makes me happy and gives me a reason to stay alive. Overall.. Jadea Sanchez is literally the best thing that could come into your life.

Damn! You see that beautiful bean girl over there? She's a total Jadea Sanchez.

by diamondNaRUFF July 23, 2019

Jennifer Nicole Sanchez

a tiny marshmallow that’s clingy and in love with her handsome boyfriend Javier

Jennifer Nicole Sanchez? that’s the clingy marshmallow always with her boyfriend??

by cb97 November 14, 2019

Sanchez

Sanchez is the kinda man that you’d think Obama would be but it was actually just a retarded looking horse. His face is that of a chicken nugget. And yet, his figure is somehow godly. Yes, you've heard me. His face is a burnt chicken nugget and his body is like smooth chocolate. If you meet a Sanchez, I’m warning you now. Please take precautionary measures and avoid his being at all costs. Because of his presence on Earth, walk around with a taser at all times.

Holy shit is that man legal?

You mean that really ugly guy over there??

Yeah, yeah- the mexican lookn cauillou headass guy..

OHH that’s just Sanchez... run.

by LilBitchy November 14, 2019