Salty pirate

A term used by dumbasses who dont know the real meaning of what they are describing is the ANGRY pirate not the salty pirate.

That dumbass greg told me he gave his girlfriend a salty pirate, but when he described the move to me it was actually the angry pirate he was describing. what a tool.

by annon23526 September 24, 2010

feeling salty

phrase said when someone makes a mistake (regional: Philadelphia)

Guy: I was gonna rock her world but then I found out she was a he!
Other Guy: Feeling salty!

by Dan August 19, 2003

Salty Fog

When a girl (or recipient of love) takes and holds hit of marijuana, swallows a load of semen then shotguns the smoke in to their partners mouth.

Dude, last night I was getting some head, and the chick gave me a salty fog.

by SkinnyDevy April 13, 2011

Salty Swallow

Putting five saltine crackers in your mouth and then performing oral sex to a male or female.

"Wow Frank that was a wild night! I can't believe she gave me a salty swallow!"

by French Plochman September 24, 2009

Salty Asshole

A salt rimmed shot thats three parts whiskey and one part guinness. First you lick the entire rim or "toss the salad" then you pound that salty asshole. First developed at FabCon 2011 as a shot that no one wants. But, by mistake, turned out to be not that bad. The salt really helps the rest of the asshole go down. It's a perfect shot for anyone who daring to take it.

Customer: hey I'm in the mood to try something new and daring
Bartender: What about a Salty Asshole?

by GViolet November 22, 2011

Salty The Pirate

To Salty The Pirate is when a man and a woman are having Oral Sex, and the man begin's to cum, it hits the girl's eye and the girl closes their eye's and goes "ARRGGHH"

1. Dude that one girl was getting all Salty The Pirate with me last night

by Hacz0r April 2, 2009

salty cracker

Supposedly a game played by bored army recruits in the field. Someone takes out an MRE cracker and the group starts to masturbate onto it. Whoever blows their wad last is the loser, and they must eat the cracker.

Soldier 1: Dude, this is boring, let's play some Salty Cracker!
Soldier 2: OK! I'll grab one from my MRE.
Soldier 3: Umm... are you guys whacking it on a cracker?
Soldiers 1+2: Hell yeah, wanna join?
Soldier 3: Sure!
Soldiers 1+2: Haha, you lose, EAT IT BITCH!
Soldier 3 gags.

by Graeme_W June 11, 2006