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Saint Gastric's Day

March 18th. The Day After. Especially on college campuses.
Frank asked his prof to bump his midterm back to "man, just any day but Saint Gastric's Day."
by stanleykowalski March 18, 2013
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Mount Saint Mary

A highschool in Watchung NJ. Watch out for a racist Director of admissions who likes to pick on students of color for minor uniform violations, while simultaneously letting lighter skinned girls with skirts that are WAY too short walk unbothered.

Nice to know a school that preaches about "mercy for all" doesn't practice their own values. Hypocrisy at it's finest, I say.

Also, not very welcoming for LGBT community, probably because of it's Catholic-origin.
Student 1: Dude, the DOF just pulled me over and lectured me in front of everyone for not having my shirt underneath my school sweatshirt, despite me explaining my situation.

Student 2: Haven't you heard? She let's the Caucasian students walk right in front of you even if they have major uniform violations. Lots of girls thinks she's races and had preferences.

Student 1: Geez. ...why am I not surprised. Mount Saint Mary cruelty...
by lacrosseboss November 4, 2021
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If you ate her SAINT her

Spoil your gf/lady/mrs if you ate her aka gave her cunnilingus;

It is a spin-off of the phrase, 'If you hate her SAINT her';

You can also say this phrase in response to the infamous quote: "If you adore her, Dior her."
"If you ate her SAINT her"

"And even if you ate her, SAINT her!"

Even if you ate her, SAINT her...
by Aamich August 7, 2024
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Vengeful Saint

a rap collective formed by Meezie in the seattle music scene consisting of artists from all around the area.
“Were vengeful saints
by VSmeez May 11, 2025
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Saint Hanos

Saint Hanos wiped out half of all living things with the snap of his fingers.
by ScrubsInATub August 9, 2018
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Sainte

Someone who is very musically talented with a gentle melodic voice, friendly with a loving touch and a great kisser. Some might say you will feel like they’ve known you for years.
See that guy right there? He just feels like… a Sainte.
by happinessishappi November 22, 2021
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Saint Mark

Saint Mark/St. Mark (n/Proper Noun)

//Disambiguation: unrelated to Saint Mark from 12 A.D. timeframe or any other historical/fictional Saint Mark.//
Not much is recorded in the annals of history on Saint Mark, though researchers and conspiracy theorists surmise that he is of Appalachian descent, possibly from West Virginia, and born in the '60s or '70s, probably during the on-location filming of the movie Deliverance (1972) starring pork lover Ned Beatty. Saint Mark is the patron saint of smelling ones own farts.
The Jubilee of Saint Mark, or Saint Mark's Day, is traditionally recognized on March 12th (February 30th in Canada), and celebrates individuals passing gas into a cupped hand and immediately bringing the cupped hand to one's nose for a deep inhale. Other celebrants of Saint Mark's Day choose to float air biscuits into a mason jar which is then closed for use later. Both techniques are recognized as valid homage to Saint Mark.

Trivia related to Saint Mark's Day:
The eve of Saint Mark's Day sees a rise in the consumption of beans, legumes, broccoli, cabbage and dairy products. It is also one of (R)Taco Bell's busiest evenings of the year. And finally, for reasons unknown, the day after Saint Mark's Day is the top day for worldwide gross sales of new/packaged underwear and lower undergarments.
Person 1: Hey man, happy Saint Mark's Day to you!
Person 2: Thanks, bruh. I had an extra protein shake in honor of ol' St Marky-Mark
Person 1: Oooh...BET!
by mark'smom March 10, 2025
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