salmonify 

verb,

Induction of masculine vocal characteristics onto a female voice sample by altering the pitch and formant; analogous to the colour pink of Atlantic salmon.

Detective Haras asked the audio forensic lab to salmonify the voice recording to make it less annoying.

salmonify by germantopdog August 8, 2023

salimonious 

sal-i-MON-i-ous
A versatile word used for description, "salimonious" can can mean anything you need it to mean-- good, bad, or ugly.

1)"Your mom was acting all salimonious toward me last month. We'll be having a baby soon."

2)"Fuck those salimonious bastards. They'll get theirs."

3)"I feel pretty salimonious today, but how is that different from any other day?"

salimonious by GlassAdam December 9, 2008

samonologue 

Term used to describe a story which should have been simple, but during delivery turns into a monologue.

Also applies to jokes told in a such a poor and round about way so as to render all funniness obsolete.

Person 1: Have you written an example yet? Should be really easy for you right

Person 2: Well I was going to write a full monologue but I didnt think it would quite fit what I wanted the other people to say, so instead I came to the conclusion that the best thing to do was to write what could be the start of a monologue and a story in which the person whilst telling a story does so in a very round about way and often gets side tracked with other stories during delivery...

Person 3: What is he talking about?

Person 1: He's just gone off on one of his samonologues again...

or

Person 1: That's a nice jacket Sam is wearing

Person 2: Whatever you do dont ask him about it

samonologue by Dontevenreplyisagreatwebsite October 9, 2013

salon hopper 

Somebody who goes from salon to salon, or hair-dresser to hair-dresser to get their hair done but complain they don't like it every single time and get their money back so their bum ass never pays for getting their hair done.

Yo did you hear what Kayt does when she has no money to get her hair done? That bitch is a salon hopper!

salon hopper by Mcama38 January 18, 2014

salon finish

When you drop your meat and two veg over the edge of the bathroom sink and wash them meticulously...

friend1: "Looks like that girl has her eye in for you mate!"
friend2: "Yeah i know, good thing i had a salon finish before i came out'..."

salon finish by LBBH November 13, 2016

samonta

She’s a beautiful and wonderful younglady she’s caring and special inside she has good confident about her self and she is very strong .

Samonta thick thick .

samonta by Therealniya October 6, 2019

Selmonk 

Synonym of homosexual.
A Selmonk is someones who's gayness is off the charts dawg.

"This bitch is not only a crate but she's a fucking Selmonk too"

Selmonk by nourinou January 29, 2020