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New Russian

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This is a disrespectful Russian person that want nothing but money, power, and whores. A New Russian is usually found either "enjoying themselves" to porn or wiring a fake transaction to a phony bank account.

Their favourite pastimes include cursing their pit bulls and polishing their BMW or Mercedes just one last time...

They can easily be identified by a thick Russian accent, cussing abilities, fancy cars, swarms of usually Russian whores, large mansions, lots of beer, strange wardrobe, and their walks which tend to be a mix between a strut, casual, and gangster.


Not to be confused with Russian Mafia.
ie. "That strange dude feeling up the waitress looks an awful lot like a New Russian."

ie. "DON'T CUSS AT ME, YOU STUPID NEW RUSSIAN PIG! AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"

ie. "RUN! That New Russian has an effing pit bull!"
by Eliza January 14, 2005
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Russian Cheesestick

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A sexual position between a male and female where the male puts his penis in the females rectum and masturbates her with a stick of string cheese.
She told me she was hungry while we were having sex, so I gave her a Russian Cheesestick.
by Zipzowkerplow June 29, 2010
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Russian and Italian

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The act of rubbing your penis between breasts and ass-cheeks, respectively.
Dude 1: i went russian and italian on that chick last night.
Dude 2: sweet.
by mrsmrsir October 5, 2011
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Russian Sex Dragon

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The Russian sex dragon is when you poop in someone's mouth, stitch their mouth closed, then tickle their butt cheeks until the poop comes out their nose
Person 1: Hey how's your day?
Person 2: Great, I just gave my son a Russian sex dragon!
Person 1: Poggers!
by fartbagmcdonalds March 3, 2021
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russian

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-says "blyat" before starting every sentance
-ends sentances with "nahuy"
-parents stay up in the kitchen with their friends drinking...later than youll stay up in your whole life.
-eat;kapusta,kapchonka,perog s makam, borsh, salad olivye, and ookrayeenskiy tort.
-guys have bad acne
-wear crosses too much if they are a rooskey
-get kicked out of the jcc
-dont go to temple anymore
-see a friend at a store like....marshalls.....t.j.maxx....or cohoes.
-never look for anything thats not on sale/ clearance
-buy 5 dollar tops and then try to get a discount because there is a mark/rip on the shirt.....
-purposly look for clothes or marks on stuff that they can fix when they come home and still get a discount for
-buy something, replace it, and use the old tag from the old thing
-like to go to disco-techs....even if they are 50.
-go to gayass new years celebrations at some russian restaraunt or apartment party house with an old russian guy singing balalyka.
-bad accoustic guitar music that all sounds the same.
-alla pugacheva.
Russian: blyat, i went to T.J Maxx and rip off...i paid 2 dolla fo that top...it has hole! they give me no discount nahuy!
by nyushenka November 22, 2006
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russian george

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One who isn't even worth being a tool.
George, you have absolutely no use to me, go away.
by Negger March 10, 2004
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Russian Diaper

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When a woman has copius amounts of Pubes that travel from front, down past the vag, then back up past the ass giving the illusion that they are wearing a hairy diaper. Mostly promenant with Russian woman, hence the name.
John: "Dude, I wouldn't go down on Jane"
Mark: "Why man, she's smokin hot"
John: " Check out that treasure trail, she's definatly got a russian diaper"
Mark: "Good Call"
by OGMang June 11, 2008
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