A defeating sadness participants receive when it is discovered there is no more condoms left right before engaging in intercrourse. Symptoms include frustration, angst, unfufillment, and most notably blue balls.
Brett- Did you hook up with that random from the bar last night?
Steve- No man! I ran out of condoms and got rubber sadness. I couldn't risk it, so instead I had her give me a blow job.
Brett- That's the way to go. Rubber sadness is the worst!
Steve- No man! I ran out of condoms and got rubber sadness. I couldn't risk it, so instead I had her give me a blow job.
Brett- That's the way to go. Rubber sadness is the worst!
by newyorkkk February 23, 2014

by hotdogs12473 January 4, 2025

by The lean bener March 9, 2021

by Izn't No More November 28, 2022

Male Singer: He's made of rubber!
Female Singers: How did dat happen?
YOHOHO HE TOOK A BITE OF GUMGUM
Female Singers: How did dat happen?
YOHOHO HE TOOK A BITE OF GUMGUM
by exploud9000 August 25, 2023

a condom
Kazmir got Princess Angel drunk and then he fucked her brains out with an 11-inch dick until she was pregnant . he never pulled out and never wore a rubber slip, obviously.
by Stupidly Sophisticated March 4, 2016

The emotional snapback move where someone pulls away—ghosting, going cold, or claiming they “need space”—only to return later with affection, apologies, or renewed interest. It’s like watching someone stretch a rubber band to its breaking point… then letting it fly back and sting you in the heart.
“I was finally healing, then she called crying and I got pulled right back in. Rubber band effect, every time.
by Briton Phillip September 2, 2025
