Jump roping

The act of cumming into your hand and making a finger person with your other hand and using ropes of semen to make him jump that shit

"Why's your hand so wet and sticky?"
"my bad PIMP i tripped while jump roping"

by McDickNass September 26, 2025

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Muddy Rope

The twin disciplines of buying thongs and not being remotely capable of wiping your arse.

Janine was the belle of the ball until she bent over, inadvertently subjecting the growing crowd to her muddy rope.

by FiveGuysFingered November 8, 2025

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Pulling the rope

When a man fists himself whilst jerking off, using one hand for each. When the jerk-off hand is farthest from the body, the fisting hand is the farthest in his ass, and vice versa.

I caught John pulling the rope yesterday, it was quite a sight!

by John Kankle November 9, 2025

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Fatty Ropes

Log of shit

They be shootin’ fatty ropes over there, shit stinks

by RE4P3R November 9, 2025

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That thing you want to grab when life’s getting a little too hard and stressful but somehow also more boring and repetitive.

The easy way out
Kicking the bucket
Meeting the maker

Ending it

Getting the rope

Tobey: “Bill I don’t think that girls as into you as you are into her, I seen she got tinder on her home screen and was talking about some dude named Sam. Oh and you still owe me that 20”
Bill: “Fuck this, I’m getting the rope”

Bill: “boys I’m stopping into woodies on the way back my car broke down again”
Tobey: “shit it’s like that huh?”
Bill: “yep. Sick of paying bills too. Think it’s time I get the rope”

by Jack Bowesteiner78 November 13, 2025

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